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LMNO

#90
March 16, 2014, 11:51:00 AM
I'm trying to piece together a scenario involving harpoons, shotgun pellets, Richter, and your face.

I'm sure whatever I'm imagining doesn't compete with what actually happened.

The Good Reverend Roger

#91
March 16, 2014, 02:32:37 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 16, 2014, 11:00:59 AM
Where the Fuck is Luna and why weren't you supervised?!


Luna was busy so we snuck out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#92
March 16, 2014, 02:41:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 16, 2014, 11:51:00 AM
I'm trying to piece together a scenario involving harpoons, shotgun pellets, Richter, and your face.

I'm sure whatever I'm imagining doesn't compete with what actually happened.

We have decided that it is classified.  Carry on.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#93
March 16, 2014, 02:58:44 PM
So help me, if Richter was sharpening space-time again...

The Good Reverend Roger

#94
March 16, 2014, 02:59:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 16, 2014, 02:58:44 PM
So help me, if Richter was sharpening space-time again...

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#95
March 16, 2014, 03:07:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 16, 2014, 02:58:44 PM
So help me, if Richter was sharpening space-time again...

Yeah? What're you going to do about it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#96
March 16, 2014, 03:13:54 PM
Well, I won't be running. I'd only die tired.

Telarus

#97
March 16, 2014, 03:42:02 PM Last Edit: March 16, 2014, 03:43:34 PM by Telarus
Something something broken glass something missing part of his nose...[Facebook].



WTF?  :eek:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#98
March 16, 2014, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: Telarus on March 16, 2014, 03:42:02 PM
Something something broken glass something missing part of his nose...[Facebook].



WTF?  :eek:

No, none actually missing.  Just cut really bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#99
March 16, 2014, 03:47:35 PM
I think Squiddy sent hit men.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#100
March 16, 2014, 03:48:26 PM
Muhuhuhahahaaawait, no man.
Those weren't mine.

So if they weren't mine...


WHOSE WERE THEY!?!?

LMNO

#101
March 16, 2014, 10:11:52 PM
Shit.

Scott Ashton, drummer of The Stooges, has died.



He influenced a lot of my drumming growing up.

The Good Reverend Roger

#102
March 16, 2014, 10:48:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 16, 2014, 10:11:52 PM
Shit.

Scott Ashton, drummer of The Stooges, has died.



He influenced a lot of my drumming growing up.

That blows.  How old was he?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#103
March 16, 2014, 10:48:47 PM
So I unfriended some MRA/PUA dude I picked up on TDS like an STD because I just don't need that shit on my wall, and the following chat conversation ensued:

Him: So you dump me as a friend because i disagree with you on one issue?

Me: No, it's mostly because I think you're kind of a toxic creep and I don't have time for that.I gave it the old college try... but no, thanks.

Him: You really didn't. I have kept freinds for years that i fundamentally disagreed with on issues on both sides. The bottom line is the ones that ran were the ones that did not really want their view of the world fundamentally challanged. Sorry, I thought yu were stronger than that.

Me: Dude, I don't even know you.

Him: You seem to think you know me well enough to cut off communication.

Me: I am chatting right now with a friend I have had for 22 years and he does a great job of challenging my worldview, but is not a slightly creepy, pushy stranger.

Him: Well now you are making vague emotional accusation at me so I guess it is a lost cause. Bye.

I love the negging at the end. :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#104
March 16, 2014, 10:52:08 PM
After 5 years without hearing a peep from my best friend of yore, Larry (formerly known here as the mountain monk), he calls me out of the blue.  Which is good.

One of the next trips I make is to a company that is 3 miles from his house.  Which is good.

His wife, however, died at the ripe old age of 41 this last January.  She had some weird Crohns thing, and for whatever reason had her on immune suppressants, and she died from the flu.  Which is bad.  I never met her in person, but we'd talked several times and she seemed really, really nice.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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