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Started by East Coast Hustle, March 13, 2014, 10:34:09 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

The hair dye I bought has gone missing, which is pissing me off. I swear to god.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Spent my shift telling my boss WHAT. Apparently that's his kink because now I am his favorite. Except I got bitched at for being mean to the "new" guy. Who is 'just a kid' even though he's only one year younger than our boss. It was fun. Also, apparently I'm the only one literate enough to use the new computer system without it taking a shit.

Going to see Captain America tonight.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Luna

Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2014, 11:12:16 AM
Woke up to news that a friend, the daughter of old SCA friends, passed away.  She was only 31.

And my father.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 03, 2014, 09:43:06 PM
Spent my shift telling my boss WHAT. Apparently that's his kink because now I am his favorite. Except I got bitched at for being mean to the "new" guy. Who is 'just a kid' even though he's only one year younger than our boss. It was fun. Also, apparently I'm the only one literate enough to use the new computer system without it taking a shit.

Going to see Captain America tonight.

FUCK YEAH!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2014, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2014, 11:12:16 AM
Woke up to news that a friend, the daughter of old SCA friends, passed away.  She was only 31.

And my father.

:cry:
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2014, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2014, 11:12:16 AM
Woke up to news that a friend, the daughter of old SCA friends, passed away.  She was only 31.

And my father.

Oh Luna, I'm so sorry!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

I was going to post this to Facebook, but it's.... I'd rather the sentiment be here, rather than in Boston. I want the sentiment to be genuine, and not construed as show:

QuoteI have now cried over Anders' death. Not because I felt particularly closer to her than anyone else but because she was my friend and that was a shitty fucking death, and she didn't fucking deserve it. Not that anyone would. But it makes me angry and sad. I dunno, I pictured her going out riding a mutant cat with eye lasers and an irate Air Force taking her down.

Context:
http://www.vanyaland.com/2014/04/01/boston-music-scene-remembers-anderson-mar-died-injuries-fall-river-fire/
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

For like, the first solid two years of me playing as a live musician, Anderson was the booker and promoter.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2014, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2014, 11:12:16 AM
Woke up to news that a friend, the daughter of old SCA friends, passed away.  She was only 31.

And my father.

Shit. Sorry to hear that Luna, hope things get better for you.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Luna

Thanks, all.  Trying to find out if I'll be visiting Texas, or if we will be bringing him home to Pennsylvania.  My Grandma is in PA, and isn't up to traveling far.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Reginald Ret

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