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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 08, 2014, 01:46:07 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 08, 2014, 01:46:07 AM
...I told Richter, Luna, LMNO, and EoC THE SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.

We all agreed that it's way to funny to tell you fuckers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#1
April 08, 2014, 01:56:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 01:46:07 AM
...I told Richter, Luna, LMNO, and EoC THE SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.

We all agreed that it's way to funny to tell you fuckers.

Truth.  Laughed my ass off.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
April 08, 2014, 01:57:05 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 08, 2014, 01:56:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 01:46:07 AM
...I told Richter, Luna, LMNO, and EoC THE SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.

We all agreed that it's way to funny to tell you fuckers.

Truth.  Laughed my ass off.

I laughed so hard I prolapsed, and it's my fucking joke.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
April 08, 2014, 02:01:34 AM
 :sad:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
April 08, 2014, 02:04:30 AM
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 08, 2014, 02:01:34 AM
:sad:

I was going to tell you, too...But I can't translate it into hoots and whistles.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
April 08, 2014, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 02:04:30 AM
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 08, 2014, 02:01:34 AM
:sad:

I was going to tell you, too...But I can't translate it into hoots and whistles.

Besides, the only reason I told them is that they poured beer in my face.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
April 08, 2014, 02:08:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 02:04:30 AM
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 08, 2014, 02:01:34 AM
:sad:

I was going to tell you, too...But I can't translate it into hoots and whistles.

Besides, the only reason I told them is that they poured beer in my face.

Ah, that would do it. Actually I'm just glad that someone knows it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Pæs

#7
April 08, 2014, 02:10:26 AM
Knowing the second half of the joke is part of being a mage.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
April 08, 2014, 02:11:07 AM
Quote from: Pæs on April 08, 2014, 02:10:26 AM
Knowing the second half of the joke is part of being a mage.

I DUN WANNA BE
A MAGE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#9
April 08, 2014, 02:11:15 AM
After the things I've seen in the last few weeks, if I knew the other half of the joke, I suspect the top head of my head would split off with laughter.  I can't afford that right now...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#10
April 08, 2014, 12:23:56 PM
It's a kicker, that's for sure.

Roger get more interesting when you pour beer in his face.

Can't put a value judgement as to whether that's good or bad, it's just... interesting.

Junkenstein

#11
April 08, 2014, 01:34:46 PM
What's also interesting is that upon hearing the second half of the joke, EOC appears to have fled the country.

This raises questions as to the exact nature of the joke, who it is on and what kind of funny it actually is. For EOC, it was clearly "Shit your pants and flee" funny so the potential societal impacts of a mass telling of the joke could be felt for generations worldwide to come.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#12
April 08, 2014, 01:47:03 PM
He gazed into the Abyss of the second half of the joke, and thus it gazed into him.

He did not so much flee as descend into the realm of the half-life, where his Initiation of the Level Three User continues.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
April 08, 2014, 02:06:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2014, 01:34:46 PM
What's also interesting is that upon hearing the second half of the joke, EOC appears to have fled the country.

This raises questions as to the exact nature of the joke, who it is on and what kind of funny it actually is. For EOC, it was clearly "Shit your pants and flee" funny so the potential societal impacts of a mass telling of the joke could be felt for generations worldwide to come.

I was under the impression that the second half of the joke inspired him to DO something in Columbia.  Something he didn't care to explain, for reasons that seem kinda sinister.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#14
April 08, 2014, 06:02:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 02:06:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2014, 01:34:46 PM
What's also interesting is that upon hearing the second half of the joke, EOC appears to have fled the country.

This raises questions as to the exact nature of the joke, who it is on and what kind of funny it actually is. For EOC, it was clearly "Shit your pants and flee" funny so the potential societal impacts of a mass telling of the joke could be felt for generations worldwide to come.

I was under the impression that the second half of the joke inspired him to DO something in Columbia.  Something he didn't care to explain, for reasons that seem kinda sinister.

IN Columbia, or TO Columbia?

Shit, now I have to start watching where my coffee came from...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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