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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 15, 2014, 06:47:21 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 15, 2014, 06:47:21 PM
Nigel's been killing all the other members.  It's the Nigel Extinction Event. 

If you're reading this, it's already too late.  You're MARKED FOR DEATH.  You'll be on your phone on the subway or whatever, and you'll suddenly notice that everything has gone quiet.  Sure, you CAN run at that point.

But you'll only die tired.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1
April 15, 2014, 06:49:03 PM
I, for one, an resigned to my fate.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

#2
April 15, 2014, 06:52:57 PM
I do believe I'm already dead.

Then again, I don't seem to be in Tucson, so results are inconclusive...

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
April 15, 2014, 06:53:14 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 15, 2014, 06:49:03 PM
I, for one, an resigned to my fate.

Yeah, I would be too, but I think she's saving me for last.  So I can have my perfect world, or just catch a GLIMPSE of it, before having it snatched away in a horrible episode of carnage.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
April 15, 2014, 06:53:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 15, 2014, 06:52:57 PM
I do believe I'm already dead.

Then again, I don't seem to be in Tucson, so results are inconclusive...

If you are not in Seguin, Tucson, or Phoenix, you are still alive.  FOR NOW.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#5
April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.


My soul, on the other hand...
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 15, 2014, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.


My soul, on the other hand...

...Is gonna get handed over to trans-dimensional hoodlums to be used as crank.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#7
April 15, 2014, 06:57:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.


My soul, on the other hand...

...Is gonna get handed over to trans-dimensional hoodlums to be used as crank.

I Was A Teenage Meth Batch, the official biography.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
April 15, 2014, 07:02:42 PM
At first everyone thought out would be thermonuclear war. Then they thought it would be ultraviolet radiation from the ozone hole. Then they thought it would be because someone forgot to add two digits to the clock. Then they thought it would be anthropogenic climate change. Little did those who experienced the sixth mass extinction that all of those scenarios paled in comparison for what actually was in store for them
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 15, 2014, 07:07:16 PM
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 15, 2014, 07:02:42 PM
At first everyone thought out would be thermonuclear war. Then they thought it would be ultraviolet radiation from the ozone hole. Then they thought it would be because someone forgot to add two digits to the clock. Then they thought it would be anthropogenic climate change. Little did those who experienced the sixth mass extinction that all of those scenarios paled in comparison for what actually was in store for them



I CAN SEE FOREVER
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#10
April 15, 2014, 07:08:19 PM
What really terrifies me is the hoola hoop. Imagine being nigeled with that
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#11
April 15, 2014, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 07:08:19 PM
What really terrifies me is the hoola hoop. Imagine being nigeled with that

:fap:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Ben Shapiro

#12
April 15, 2014, 10:36:01 PM
DO YOUR WORST!
I have binks!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
April 16, 2014, 05:06:57 AM
Behind her sits the handbasket in which she has woven.
One by one we will all be going to hell in it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
April 16, 2014, 06:35:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:47:21 PM
Nigel's been killing all the other members.  It's the Nigel Extinction Event. 

If you're reading this, it's already too late.  You're MARKED FOR DEATH.  You'll be on your phone on the subway or whatever, and you'll suddenly notice that everything has gone quiet.  Sure, you CAN run at that point.

But you'll only die tired.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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