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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 21, 2014, 07:13:40 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 21, 2014, 07:13:40 PM
http://nypost.com/2014/04/19/the-tyranny-of-the-organic-mommy-mafia/

I think they're missing half the fun by referring to it as the OMM, when there are millions of male dumbfucks out there preaching the word.  Still.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
April 21, 2014, 07:20:33 PM
I...


I thought it was the added sugar.  But I guess any symbol can be taken too far.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
April 21, 2014, 07:27:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 07:20:33 PM
I...


I thought it was the added sugar.  But I guess any symbol can be taken too far.

Balls.  It's the same anti-rationalism that drives anti-vaxxers.  "Pesticides bad", when pesticides are how we feed billions of people.  And, in the case of fruit, they sort of, you know wash off.

And AGAIN, I'd be okay if they were doing this and minding their business.  But the example given of the woman badgering the daycare center to outlaw non-"organic" snacks is reminiscent of the assholes just a couple of years back screeching that parents who vaccinate should have their children taken away.

FUN FACT:  Organic shit costs almost precisely double what the same thing costs from the non-organic stock, at our local grocery store.  So you have this sample of the organic crowd (the sample size being unknown to me at this time) demanding that all parents with young children double their grocery bill (and let me tell you, with kids in the house, it's already sky-high)...And that's not even the BAD part.

The bad part is that they've accepted a form of "magic" in place of "science".  Organic = Better.  Why?  BECAUSE IT'S ORGANIC.  Turtles all the way down, etc.



" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#3
April 21, 2014, 07:30:24 PM
It's Organic because of Quantum.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
April 21, 2014, 07:32:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 07:30:24 PM
It's Organic because of Quantum.

You think you're joking, but you're not.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
April 21, 2014, 07:34:31 PM
But organic stuff has ELECTROLYTES!  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#6
April 21, 2014, 07:40:26 PM
I can't say I'm surprised.  If it wasn't this, it'd be something else.

Some people act like squirting a child out is a unique achievement and proof of their superiority to everyone else in the world, as if being given the label "mother" meant everyone else is automatically considered a "child".

Usually these people have very little going for their lives, apart from exploiting their kids online for advertising revenue and weird threats on Facebook.

The Good Reverend Roger

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April 21, 2014, 07:42:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 21, 2014, 07:40:26 PM
I can't say I'm surprised.  If it wasn't this, it'd be something else.

Some people act like squirting a child out is a unique achievement and proof of their superiority to everyone else in the world, as if being given the label "mother" meant everyone else is automatically considered a "child".

Usually these people have very little going for their lives, apart from exploiting their kids online for advertising revenue and weird threats on Facebook.

DING DING DING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
April 21, 2014, 07:45:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 21, 2014, 07:40:26 PM
I can't say I'm surprised.  If it wasn't this, it'd be something else.

Some people act like squirting a child out is a unique achievement and proof of their superiority to everyone else in the world, as if being given the label "mother" meant everyone else is automatically considered a "child".

Usually these people have very little going for their lives, apart from exploiting their kids online for advertising revenue and weird threats on Facebook.

That first article is amazing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#9
April 21, 2014, 07:49:04 PM
Cain nails it.

Cain

#10
April 21, 2014, 07:49:28 PM
Violent Acres is pretty awesome.  It's a shame she basically quit writing in 2008, barring the occasional article here or there, because she could probably give Dear Coke Talk a run for her money.
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