OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's something really weird going on at work.  Extremely strange "errors" and breakdowns that are now too frequent to pass off as coincidence, but would take a lot of theoretical knowledge AND practical, hands-on experience to deliberately engineer.

Right before a contract with one of the largest electronic companies in the world, and right before we transition out of an R&D mode into production.

This bears thinking about.  And reading log books.  Tons and tons of logbooks.

That is suspicious as hell, indeed.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm 28 now. Went to Denny's wee hours for their free B-day meal with wife, and fabulous man. I said fuck it I'll have a blueberry milkshake. Find out its  1070 calories after I consumed it. So I get to spend a extra 50 mins at the gym. Afterwards I get to harass all my local joints for free Bday stuff. Free rectum exam,free cell phone, free laundry, free gas, free willy.

Thanks for all the Bday wishes so far. Thanks Burns for the gift card.

Happy Birthday, man.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Aaaaannnnnd divorced!

*pops champagne*

Congrats, Alty. Although I feel like I should be offering condolences, instead.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

There's something really weird going on at work.  Extremely strange "errors" and breakdowns that are now too frequent to pass off as coincidence, but would take a lot of theoretical knowledge AND practical, hands-on experience to deliberately engineer.

Right before a contract with one of the largest electronic companies in the world, and right before we transition out of an R&D mode into production.

This bears thinking about.  And reading log books.  Tons and tons of logbooks.

Wow. Yeah, that's not fishy at all. O.o

[Reginald Ret]

Aaaaannnnnd divorced!

*pops champagne*

Congratulations!

[Ben Shapiro]

Aaaaannnnnd divorced!

*pops champagne*

Awesome!

[Ben Shapiro]

I'm 28 now. Went to Denny's wee hours for their free B-day meal with wife, and fabulous man. I said fuck it I'll have a blueberry milkshake. Find out its  1070 calories after I consumed it. So I get to spend a extra 50 mins at the gym. Afterwards I get to harass all my local joints for free Bday stuff. Free rectum exam,free cell phone, free laundry, free gas, free willy.

Thanks for all the Bday wishes so far. Thanks Burns for the gift card.

Happy Birthday, man.

I'm 28 now. Went to Denny's wee hours for their free B-day meal with wife, and fabulous man. I said fuck it I'll have a blueberry milkshake. Find out its  1070 calories after I consumed it. So I get to spend a extra 50 mins at the gym. Afterwards I get to harass all my local joints for free Bday stuff. Free rectum exam,free cell phone, free laundry, free gas, free willy.

Thanks for all the Bday wishes so far. Thanks Burns for the gift card.

Happy birthday! April babies abound.

TY   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow, PSU sure makes it almost impossible to take more than one class during summer term.

The good news is that all I'm taking is Psychology of Women, and Sex & the Family, plus a geology field trip. I figured out that if I take Gender & Human Sexuality for my Junior Cluster I can shoehorn two psychology classes into applying to both my University Studies and my second major, so I can graduate a term earlier.

[Ben Shapiro]

Second major would be?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Second major would be?

Psychology.

[Junkenstein]

There's something really weird going on at work.  Extremely strange "errors" and breakdowns that are now too frequent to pass off as coincidence, but would take a lot of theoretical knowledge AND practical, hands-on experience to deliberately engineer.

Right before a contract with one of the largest electronic companies in the world, and right before we transition out of an R&D mode into production.

This bears thinking about.  And reading log books.  Tons and tons of logbooks.

I am intrigued. And possibly may be able to help, depending on the kind of gear. Throw me a PM if it needs to be kept on the QT.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Wow, PSU sure makes it almost impossible to take more than one class during summer term.

The good news is that all I'm taking is Psychology of Women, and Sex & the Family, plus a geology field trip. I figured out that if I take Gender & Human Sexuality for my Junior Cluster I can shoehorn two psychology classes into applying to both my University Studies and my second major, so I can graduate a term earlier.

So it's defo not what my sick twisted mind thought but I'm intrigued. What actually is it?

[Cain]

Application for editorial intern sent.  It's not a major magazine, that I'm applying for, but they're well known in certain circles.  Describe their politics as "progressive"...hopefully not in the American sense, because I morally refuse to shill for Obama unless the pay package is increased.

Would also have to move, but Oxford isn't a bad city, it'd be over the summer and I would be earning enough to rent somewhere out.

That's my man. Pragmatic.

I prize my integrity highly.  At least 50% of what would otherwise be my pay package at said place of employment.

There's something really weird going on at work.  Extremely strange "errors" and breakdowns that are now too frequent to pass off as coincidence, but would take a lot of theoretical knowledge AND practical, hands-on experience to deliberately engineer.

Right before a contract with one of the largest electronic companies in the world, and right before we transition out of an R&D mode into production.

This bears thinking about.  And reading log books.  Tons and tons of logbooks.

It's not beyond the bounds of possibility.  Indeed, it's well within.

Once you have a suspect list, I expect you'll be looking at previous places of employment?  I doubt they'd be that straightforward, but as a first step it seems nevertheless a sound one.

[hirley0]

In  news I got moved near what had been teabag corner for a year.  Only now the Illuminati conspiracy theorist got moved there as well along with the holy roller.  It is now generic conspiracy corner and they won't shut up.  They feed each other various stories from email forwards. 

I'm trying to think of ways to turn this into better entertainment, but all I've got is to inform anti-muslim teabagger that the guy he sits 2 cubes from that can obviously hear his rants is a muslim.

Feed them new conspiracies.

Helpful tips forthcoming tomorrow.

That's a given, but my creativity died at some point in the winter.  I look forward to your tips.

BUY New 1. panty hose 2: socks 3? Chartreuse Scarf

[EK WAFFLR]

Happy belated, bearman!