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HOLY SHIT! ROGER!! (possibly NSFW)

Started by East Coast Hustle, April 24, 2014, 01:23:49 AM

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East Coast Hustle

April 24, 2014, 01:23:49 AM


I think this needs to be an emote, I just don't know for what.  :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
April 24, 2014, 01:36:35 AM
 :fap:

Also,

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
April 24, 2014, 01:37:41 AM
Wait.

How is that POSSIBLY NSFW?

"What are you looking at?"

"GOAT BLOWJOBS, BOSS!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#3
April 24, 2014, 02:59:11 AM
Technically, it's an "organic castration".

No, really. That's what it was labeled.

But you're totally right, most people would be too flustered and embarrassed just by that to want to have to relay the incident enough times to get you fired over it.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
April 24, 2014, 03:05:21 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 02:59:11 AM
Technically, it's an "organic castration".

No, really. That's what it was labeled.

But you're totally right, most people would be too flustered and embarrassed just by that to want to have to relay the incident enough times to get you fired over it.

I am going to go pour beer in my face until I forget this conversation has ever happened.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#5
April 24, 2014, 03:08:43 AM
I think my work here is done. :thanks:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 24, 2014, 03:25:06 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 03:08:43 AM
I think my work here is done. :thanks:

You know, it takes a great deal to freak me the fuck out.

And you have managed it.  Well done, sir.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
April 24, 2014, 04:59:35 AM
Sweet motherfucking jesus fuck.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
April 24, 2014, 04:59:42 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 01:23:49 AM


I think this needs to be an emote, I just don't know for what.  :lulz:

Jesus. Are rubber bands too expensive now?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Ben Shapiro

#9
April 24, 2014, 06:21:59 AM
....................................

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
April 24, 2014, 06:48:40 PM
One of my friends has a youtube alt called "PEARLJAMBLOWSGOATS".
I think it would be a great emote. THE NEED ALREADY EXISTS.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
April 24, 2014, 06:49:23 PM
You could call it :nickelback: or :jasonaldean:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

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#12
April 24, 2014, 07:36:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 24, 2014, 04:59:42 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 01:23:49 AM


I think this needs to be an emote, I just don't know for what.  :lulz:

Jesus. Are rubber bands too expensive now?

That's inhumane, according to people in the know.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
April 24, 2014, 08:56:14 PM
Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on April 24, 2014, 07:36:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 24, 2014, 04:59:42 AM

Jesus. Are rubber bands too expensive now?

That's inhumane, according to people in the know.

Wow, I never would have guessed that just biting the nuts off is the quickest and most humane way to go. There go me and my assumptions, being wrong, again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
April 24, 2014, 08:57:26 PM
I'm just gonna sit here and not think about anything ever again.   :eek:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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