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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 28, 2014, 08:58:25 PM

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#345
May 07, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
I have a feeling that for at least the next ten years absolutely everything that happens in Boston will be reported as a bomb threat.

Guy acting weird? Bomb threat.

Kid leaves a stuffed animal on the train? Bomb threat.
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LMNO

#346
May 07, 2014, 03:05:28 PM
Roger visits and uses a public bathroom?


TOTALLY JUSTIFIED BOMB THREAT.

Junkenstein

#347
May 07, 2014, 03:10:27 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 07, 2014, 02:15:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2014, 02:06:59 PM
Looks like someone's making an early start on their MEXICO campaign.

Well, the news item IS from Cinco de Mayo. A fact I didn't catch right away because I figured he was just pretending to hijack the train or something Old West style.

Which is also appropriate behaviour for any future MEXICO.
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Suu

#348
May 07, 2014, 03:11:08 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 07, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
I have a feeling that for at least the next ten years absolutely everything that happens in Boston will be reported as a bomb threat.

Guy acting weird? Bomb threat.

Kid leaves a stuffed animal on the train? Bomb threat.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#349
May 07, 2014, 03:16:16 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 07, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
I have a feeling that for at least the next ten years absolutely everything that happens in Boston will be reported as a bomb threat.

Guy acting weird? Bomb threat.

Kid leaves a stuffed animal on the train? Bomb threat.

To be fair, the guy they took in apparently did make a bomb threat threat.
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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Nephew Twiddleton

#350
May 07, 2014, 03:16:46 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2014, 03:10:27 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 07, 2014, 02:15:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2014, 02:06:59 PM
Looks like someone's making an early start on their MEXICO campaign.

Well, the news item IS from Cinco de Mayo. A fact I didn't catch right away because I figured he was just pretending to hijack the train or something Old West style.

Which is also appropriate behaviour for any future MEXICO.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#351
May 07, 2014, 03:24:18 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 07, 2014, 03:16:16 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 07, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
I have a feeling that for at least the next ten years absolutely everything that happens in Boston will be reported as a bomb threat.

Guy acting weird? Bomb threat.

Kid leaves a stuffed animal on the train? Bomb threat.

To be fair, the guy they took in apparently did make a bomb threat threat.

A bomb threat threat?

"If you fail to meet my demands I will make a bomb threat!"

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LMNO

#352
May 07, 2014, 03:25:09 PM
That would probably work, now that I think about it.

Cain

#353
May 07, 2014, 03:28:18 PM
They'll have to invent a new charge for that.  Meta-terrorism.  Metaism?  Metorrism?

Nephew Twiddleton

#354
May 07, 2014, 03:45:21 PM
 :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

minuspace

#355
May 07, 2014, 06:06:48 PM
Para-terror  :lulz:

Q. G. Pennyworth

#356
May 07, 2014, 07:29:29 PM
In other news, cult leaders are douches.

Junkenstein

#357
May 07, 2014, 07:36:33 PM
Scientology? Mormons? Cargo? ALIENS? Narrow it down a touch.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#358
May 07, 2014, 07:45:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 07, 2014, 07:29:29 PM
In other news, cult leaders are douches.

Why you gonna talk smack about ECH?
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Luna

#359
May 07, 2014, 07:58:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2014, 03:05:28 PM
Roger visits and uses a public bathroom?


TOTALLY JUSTIFIED BOMB THREAT.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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