DEAR SWAMP YANKEES:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

 

[LMNO]

Believe it or not, that was REAL, and it was put up there by the Mass DOT to relieve stress during morning rush hour.

Sometimes, government is cool.

[Suu]

Yep. Did happen.

Did not know if was effective, but did happen.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Believe it or not, that was REAL, and it was put up there by the Mass DOT to relieve stress during morning rush hour.

Sometimes, government is cool.

That's awesome.

[Luna]

Made me laugh my ass off on a Friday morning commute, so, win.

[Richter]

They need that down here.  You know in teh actual SWAMP.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dood, that shit pisses me off kehd, as a pedestrian. I'm waitin' faw the walk light, and I staht ta cross, and some retahdid mothafackah decides to be a wickid douchebeg and hang a rightonred when I'm tryin' ta walk, and I just gotta shout, "Confound it you troglodyte! Utilize your directionals!" Fahkin blinkiz was put on theya fawra reason.

[Luna]

Dood, that shit pisses me off kehd, as a pedestrian. I'm waitin' faw the walk light, and I staht ta cross, and some retahdid mothafackah decides to be a wickid douchebeg and hang a rightonred when I'm tryin' ta walk, and I just gotta shout, "Confound it you troglodyte! Utilize your directionals!" Fahkin blinkiz was put on theya fawra reason.

Seriously, I almost got wiped out this winter because my charming neighbor decided to hook a left off the side street leading up near my apartment, and immediately whip into her driveway, where I happened to be walking.  I suppose I understand her hurry, given that the left was wrong way up a one way street, but, hey, who am I to think she should waste her valuable time driving around a while block to get home?

Note to self: silly string her car one night.

[Suu]

They need that down here.  You know in teh actual SWAMP.

Rhode Island has no sense of humor.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Went out to the other end of the state today, where they also had these signs. For those of you not familiar, the wikkid retahdid bawston accent is pretty much exclusive to the eastern end of the state, and western Mass is where they make fun of people who say "yahd sale." DOT lost points.

[Junkenstein]

Dood, that shit pisses me off kehd, as a pedestrian. I'm waitin' faw the walk light, and I staht ta cross, and some retahdid mothafackah decides to be a wickid douchebeg and hang a rightonred when I'm tryin' ta walk, and I just gotta shout, "Confound it you troglodyte! Utilize your directionals!" Fahkin blinkiz was put on theya fawra reason.

Seriously, I almost got wiped out this winter because my charming neighbor decided to hook a left off the side street leading up near my apartment, and immediately whip into her driveway, where I happened to be walking.  I suppose I understand her hurry, given that the left was wrong way up a one way street, but, hey, who am I to think she should waste her valuable time driving around a while block to get home?

Note to self: silly string her car one night.

NO.

Let me introduce you to my good friend, Salt.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Went out to the other end of the state today, where they also had these signs. For those of you not familiar, the wikkid retahdid bawston accent is pretty much exclusive to the eastern end of the state, and western Mass is where they make fun of people who say "yahd sale." DOT lost points.

This is true, and even then it's now limited to blue collar townie families, largely in areas like Charlestown or South Boston. In high school, the main thing we used to mock the jocks and preppies about was their accent, which like, one dude in our social circle had (since he was from a blue collar townie family in South Boston- and even he made fun of it.)

[Eater of Clowns]

Went out to the other end of the state today, where they also had these signs. For those of you not familiar, the wikkid retahdid bawston accent is pretty much exclusive to the eastern end of the state, and western Mass is where they make fun of people who say "yahd sale." DOT lost points.

That's because in western MA they don't have yard sales.

They have "tag sales." Lousy degenerates.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Went out to the other end of the state today, where they also had these signs. For those of you not familiar, the wikkid retahdid bawston accent is pretty much exclusive to the eastern end of the state, and western Mass is where they make fun of people who say "yahd sale." DOT lost points.

Balls.  They tried to crack a joke in public, so they gained points.