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Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

Started by Cain, August 09, 2014, 07:29:35 AM

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LMNO

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2014, 03:16:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 02:57:51 AM
Hey, not trying to dictate, but could we please all try to pledge on that nutbag down there?  I know we all think we have the perfect rejoinder, but it may be agreed that the shit's been played out.

Okay, but how many times have we tried THAT?

All it takes is one person.  Just one.

I know, I know.


Hey, is that a windmill?  Fetch my lance!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 03:29:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2014, 03:16:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 02:57:51 AM
Hey, not trying to dictate, but could we please all try to pledge on that nutbag down there?  I know we all think we have the perfect rejoinder, but it may be agreed that the shit's been played out.

Okay, but how many times have we tried THAT?

All it takes is one person.  Just one.

I know, I know.


Hey, is that a windmill?  Fetch my lance!

Backin' the Titanic up for another run at the iceberg...   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

I have a potential rant about this, and I'll bring my pail to empty the ocean.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Junkenstein

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 02:57:51 AM
Hey, not trying to dictate, but could we please all try to pledge on that nutbag down there?  I know we all think we have the perfect rejoinder, but it may be agreed that the shit's been played out.

Any particular reason?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Faust

Isn't it obvious? It's banal, he's boring, interacting with him is boring.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

hooplala

Quote from: Faust on September 24, 2014, 07:43:20 AM
Isn't it obvious? It's banal, he's boring, interacting with him is boring.

My thoughts exactly.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 02:57:51 AM
Hey, not trying to dictate, but could we please all try to pledge on that nutbag down there?  I know we all think we have the perfect rejoinder, but it may be agreed that the shit's been played out.

Which'n? (I'm probably already ignoring them, whoever it is)
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

LMNO


Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 03:25:50 PM
Trust me, you'd know him if you saw him.

Hmm. I don't have anybody hard ignored. I've just clicked the pledge button in my mind on some.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Suu

Lady on one of my groups is having an absolute shitfit about a spammer from India trying to add her on Facebook because she changed her picture to one of her and her husband while hes in uniform. So clearly, he's an ISIS terrorist trying to find out where she lives and wants to kill her for being a Navy wife. Because India is full of Muslims.

I can't even.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO


Suu

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Ummm....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_India

Turns out I actually did learn something from Slumdog Millionare.

Oh I know, but she's being really over the top. The terrorists are winning with her, so to speak. I mean, the guy's profile pic makes him look like a Calvin Klein model and he's a member of random groups posting about Ray Bans.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."