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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Doktor Howl, October 04, 2014, 04:04:23 PM

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Doktor Howl

October 04, 2014, 04:04:23 PM
SOMEONE CALL THE HELP DESK!

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#1
October 04, 2014, 04:10:34 PM
 :eek:

Bananas are wasted food. When you've peeled it and thrown away the bone, there's nothing left.
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Cain

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October 04, 2014, 04:16:03 PM
Well, at least it's not what I originally read it as, a bonerless banana.

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October 04, 2014, 05:31:10 PM
 :lulz:
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Bruno

#4
October 04, 2014, 09:11:26 PM
Formerly something else...

Q. G. Pennyworth

#5
October 05, 2014, 11:12:02 PM
IT IS WORTH THE PREMIUM. Boning bananas is a... pffffft
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