I'm a lesbian marrying a man

[Doktor Howl]

Why did we want them back in the Union again?

Um.

Somewhere there's a whole thread about this sort of thing. Stereotyping "those people", etc.

yea, in retrospect, that was a bit over the line, wasnt it?
Though, on a quick tangent, i am rather curious what would happen if alaska or texas really did secede? how would america be different without a bible belt?

Not sure.  Wouldn't miss them, though.

I just wish there was a means by which to evict Texas.

I wish we could give the whole SW region back to Mexico, just because that would be fucking FUNNY.

1.  Texas isn't the SW.  "The South" can have them.  They're the Midwest of the South, in every respect.

2.  WHAT?  You'd take away our TSA?  Our NSA?  You MONSTER!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well a good part of it belonged to Mexico at one point. I'm just proposing returning it. They can have California back, too.

[Doktor Howl]

Well a good part of it belonged to Mexico at one point. I'm just proposing returning it. They can have California back, too.

You have a point.  But that would mean Mexico, alongside all of its other issues, would be saddled with Tucson.  I mean, Tucson's already there, just like it's everywhere, but they'd have the actual location as well.  Kind of a bad tradeoff for regaining the San Xavier Mission.

Also, they'd get Sheriff Joe.  And Mexico just hasn't been that much of a dick.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well a good part of it belonged to Mexico at one point. I'm just proposing returning it. They can have California back, too.

You have a point.  But that would mean Mexico, alongside all of its other issues, would be saddled with Tucson.  I mean, Tucson's already there, just like it's everywhere, but they'd have the actual location as well.  Kind of a bad tradeoff for regaining the San Xavier Mission.

Also, they'd get Sheriff Joe.  And Mexico just hasn't been that much of a dick.

You make a strong argument, Howl. It's true; Mexico really doesn't deserve Tucson, and it really, REALLY hasn't done anything to deserve Phoenix.

[Cain]

So....Mexico is gay marrying Texas while proclaiming it is still straight?

Cain,
not read the last page

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

YES

[Ben Shapiro]

Jokes on you all TEXAS IS MEXICO! AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jokes on you all TEXAS IS MEXICO! AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

I didn't vote for that.

[The Johnny]

Well, Cali would be nice, Im almost certain their Gross State Product is bigger than all of Latin America put together.... but Arizona and Texas?... sure, some indian casinos, javelinas and oil would be nice, but im not 100% sold.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, Cali would be nice, Im almost certain their Gross State Product is bigger than all of Latin America put together.... but Arizona and Texas?... sure, some indian casinos, javelinas and oil would be nice, but im not 100% sold.

We'll throw in Nevada and New Mexico, which never really stopped being Mexico in the first place.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shit, I'll even throw in Utah, if that sweetens the pot.

[Doktor Howl]

Shit, I'll even throw in Utah, if that sweetens the pot.

Jesus.  What did Mexico do to your family?   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shit, I'll even throw in Utah, if that sweetens the pot.

Jesus.  What did Mexico do to your family?   

Mexico said that if I ever told anyone, they'd kill me.