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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 05, 2014, 08:22:33 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 04:47:36 PM
Having a hoot on FB Athiest 411.

I have managed to poke a hipster into arguing that a child should always be respectful, even while being abducted.

:lol: What the shit?

There's this viral video that has a street preacher with an annoying PA system, blasting it at people in a park.  This little girl walks over and tells the guy to shut up, in about 30 different ways ("PIE HOLE SHOULD BE CLOSED" :lulz: ).  I have no idea if it was staged.

Anyway, a few of the more ukelele-minded members decided that this was terribly disrespectful, and said that anyone who disagreed was an awful parent.

I asked if kids should ALWAYS be respectful.  They said yes.  I asked if that included a kid being abducted, should the kid respectfully submit or respectfully ask to be released.

One person, a woman, said "Yes".

:lulz: and  :horrormirth:

You should show them this: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/10/23/watch_little_girls_swear_for_feminism_fckh8_ad_girls_dress_in_princess_costumes.html

And watch their veins pop.

I've seen that.  It's AWESOME.
Molon Lube

Suu

I just woke up from a really fucking disturbing dream.

I don't remember the whole context, but my grandmother's body was lying in a boat by the water, and my sister and I had to climb down there to put lipstick on her. (Context: My aunt put lipstick on her at the funeral home because they forgot it.)

So we get down there. Some kind of party is going on. I think we're with one of my cousins, but I don't know for sure.  For whatever reason, her lips were painted white, or, they forgot the funerary makeup and it was her natural skin. Whatever. So we lean over to do what we need to, and her eyes open a bit to reveal the typical demonic  black shiny eye, and she snorts a bit, and goes back to dead. Just like that. My sister jumps back and screams, and I pretty much do the same.

In the background, I hear my mom go, "Don't worry, dead bodies do that all the time."

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

That was it. I was out of bed and in the bathroom staring at the mirror like WTF.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

I just got Kai'd last night.

Young guy I know on FB, working on his doctorate, up and announces that you can't call yourself a scientist without a PhD.  I thought he was joking at first, but he went on a tear about how all non-PhDs are essentially bottle washers that have to have things explained in minute detail.

It's worth mentioning that he has no work history in his field.
Molon Lube

LMNO

"Scientist, eh? May I see your papers, please?"
     /
:chickenhawk:

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 06, 2014, 01:03:01 PM
I just got Kai'd last night.

Young guy I know on FB, working on his doctorate, up and announces that you can't call yourself a scientist without a PhD.  I thought he was joking at first, but he went on a tear about how all non-PhDs are essentially bottle washers that have to have things explained in minute detail.

It's worth mentioning that he has no work history in his field.

I wonder what all of those giants whose shoulders we stand on got their PhDs in.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

You should ask him what his thoughts on Bill Nye are, since he only has a bachelors in mechanical engineering. Maybe he should call himself Bill Nye the Regular Guy.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

Hah. My professor just the other day said that a historian is someone who likes history enough to keep reading and writing about it. No degree required, it just looks better.

My dad is a chemist and a metallurgist specialist. He has an associates from the 70s, but his experience speaks for itself. There's no reason why I would never refer to him as a scientist. He does science for a living. I mean for fuck's sake, NASA trusts him.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 06, 2014, 01:03:01 PM
I just got Kai'd last night.

Young guy I know on FB, working on his doctorate, up and announces that you can't call yourself a scientist without a PhD.  I thought he was joking at first, but he went on a tear about how all non-PhDs are essentially bottle washers that have to have things explained in minute detail.

It's worth mentioning that he has no work history in his field.

That's funny, because I had a conversation with my study buddy about this yesterday. It was along the lines of "are science educators also scientists?" because two of the best professors we've ever had were dedicated educators; one of them has a PhD and the other a Masters, but both of them teach because teaching is what they love to do, rather than, as most science professors do, teach because they're required to teach by the university as a stipulation of being able to do research there. Bill Nye, Richard Dawkins, and Neil deGrasse Tyson all came up. I was taking the perspective that if a person applies the scientific method while practicing inquiry, they are doing science - they are a scientist. He was taking the perspective that if you have a PhD in science, you're a scientist. Ultimately we both abandoned our perspectives because, as he said, dividing ourselves into categories based on semi-arbitrary boundaries with conditions that are inconsistent from individual to individual is unproductive.

As for being a glorified bottle-washer... perhaps that's how he felt about his own undergraduate experience. At my university, there is a strong emphasis on undergraduate research and undergrads are encouraged to undertake their own research projects, and to publish and present.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

It's also possible that he was a glorified bottle washer because his professors didn't see him as competent enough to trust him with more significant tasks.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 06, 2014, 02:51:03 PM
It's also possible that he was a glorified bottle washer because his professors didn't see him as competent enough to trust him with more significant tasks.

Possible, especially if his perception is that they have to be walked through everything.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Also, I have to inquire a little further... how is it that he is working on a PhD and has no work experience? In the fields I'm familiar with, PhD training, after a year of classes, almost entirely consists of working in the field. Which means washing bottles in the lab and doing whatever else the senior grad student tells you to do. Is he in his first year? I'm almost willing to bet he's only just started, which means he is riding high on a wave of superiority that will come crashing down in his second year.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 06, 2014, 02:54:57 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 06, 2014, 02:51:03 PM
It's also possible that he was a glorified bottle washer because his professors didn't see him as competent enough to trust him with more significant tasks.

Possible, especially if his perception is that they have to be walked through everything.

But if that's the case, I wonder how he even managed to get into a PhD program.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 06, 2014, 02:11:08 PM
You should ask him what his thoughts on Bill Nye are, since he only has a bachelors in mechanical engineering. Maybe he should call himself Bill Nye the Regular Guy.

He was specifically talking about Bill Nye.
Molon Lube