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[Doktor Howl]

Roger, your choice of troll subject matter on FB is masterful.

"Led Zeppelin sucks."


120 posts later....


Masterful.

I prefer to think of myself as an artist.   

[Doktor Howl]

Pain down to only my bottom half of shin, and ankle. I CAN WALK WITHOUT A LIMP! <3

Excellent.  Keep walking.  Best thing.

[Doktor Howl]

My day so far:

Well that looks promising...

I just spent an hour listening to our scheduling manager - who has no technical experience - telling me how to repair a piece of equipment.  Note that this repair means a confined space entry involving contractors, etc.

I fear that I may have been less than patient.  Rude, even.  This will cause problems later.  I don't care.  The most they can do is fire me.  I'd like that.

This is another one of those cases of uninformed, unwanted, unsolicited advice, isn't it?

With a little bit big fat bag of control freak stapled to the front.

[Doktor Howl]

Pussy Shots is picking up again -- over 16,000 members.

Will it ever reach a natural end?

Add a productive member of society?

[Doktor Howl]

Roger, your choice of troll subject matter on FB is masterful.

"Led Zeppelin sucks."


120 posts later....


Masterful.

Roger's kind of a Buddha of trolling.

Well, it puts me in satori.  Everyone else will just have to take care of themselves.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pussy Shots is picking up again -- over 16,000 members.

Will it ever reach a natural end?

Add a productive member of society?

Uhhhh

Are you talking about LMNO?

[LMNO]

Nah, he said "productive" member of society.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nah, he said "productive" member of society.

[Suu]

In a System of a Down mood tonight for whatever reason. It's a non-stop disco.

[Salty]

Me: Hey, you want to get some waffles, you and the kid.

Roommate: Oh, I can't. The Mrs. took the car, it has the car seat.

Me: OK!

I then go to my van, passing the other two cars they own, each holding a spare carseat I gave them when I moved in.

[Salty]

How Alty  make friend?

By realizing there is no friend.

*GONG*

[Suu]

You so need to leave that frozen hellhole and come to the more welcoming frozen hellhole.

[Salty]

Sometimes a fella just wants to vent without being confronted with the immovable rock that threatens to squeeze the life out of him at any moment.

Forget I said anything.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Got written up at my job last thursday for yelling at the kids. Currently writing up a lesson plan for addressing this. Thinking of randomly singing obscure music to get the kids attention instead of yelling. Mark my words by the end of the year these kids WILL be familiar with Jazz and Swing lyrics or MY NAME ISNT EL MAESTRO!

[Doktor Howl]

My daughter, with whom I have always been very close, and I have just had a major falling out.  For quite a while now, everything I have said to her in the way of advice (meaning "reality", particularly when it comes to financial things, I don't give her advice about trivial shit) is taken as a cause for offense.  AND everything that isn't advice, interestingly enough.  Tonight, it went just a little too far, and I've had enough, and I really have no urge to speak with her.  Probably won't for some time.  My wife is a little more upset than I am, I think.  She says it's regular teenage rebellion, and she's probably right.  But I am not here to be a chew toy.

But then I log on the internet and find more of the same shit from 2 other people (one here, you can't miss the thread).  So I have to assume the problem is at least partially with me.  So I guess I'll stop giving anyone advice about anything.  I also don't want to hear anyone's fucking problems...I have my own.  And as for those two other people, they are simply not on my radar anymore.  If I am not going to take that shit from my flesh and blood, I am certainly not going to take it from relative strangers.

Dok,
Not madly in love with humans today.