I warned you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I warned you.  I did.  I yelled out, "DON'T LOOK AT THAT SHIT!", but you couldn't listen.  No, you knew better.  You just had to see why The Good Reverend laughs all the damn time.  I mean, it's not even a healthy sounding laugh, so why on Earth would you want to know what it was about?  Life is easier when you DON'T LOOK.  Because once you LOOK, you KNOW, and once you KNOW, you can't ever UN-KNOW.  You can only spend the rest of your life TRYING TO FORGET.

I warned you.  You heard me.  I hollered, "BOTH SIDES ARE LYING TO YOU!", but you just knew that your side lied less, and about less important things.  Now you're a teabagger/left winger, and your soul accidentally got stuffed in a donation envelope and sent off to a PAC somewhere.  And you have nobody to blame but yourself.  Sure, you tell US and maybe even YOURSELF that you're not serious about your affilliation...But you and I both know that something's missing.

I warned you.  You saw me.  I held up a big sign saying "DUCK NOW!", but you just laughed and made Stanley Kubrick jokes.  And now you're standing there brain-stunned, wondering what the fuck HIT YOU.  Well, I am here to help.  The planet Earth hit you, on account of it's being driven by berserk monkeys whom I doubt even have a license for that thing.

I warned you.  You can't deny this.  I told you "NOT JOKING, HAW HAW", and you giggled at everything I had to say, because that TGRR is one hilarious nutcase.  But here we are, years later, with indefinite detention, extra-judicial killings of American citizens, and endless, eternal war.

I warned you and I warned you and I screamed those warnings til I was blue in the face, and NOBODY LISTENED.  And now it's TOO LATE.  So I just thought I'd take a minute to say...

I TOLD YOU SO.

[navkat]

Mittenz, brah.

berserk monkeys whom I doubt even have a license for that thing.

DON'T YOU DARE INVOKE MY MONKEYS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Mittenz, brah.

berserk monkeys whom I doubt even have a license for that thing.

DON'T YOU DARE INVOKE MY MONKEYS.

WHAT DO MONKEYS DO?

THEY GET ON THE BUS.

WHAT DO THEY DO THEN?

THEY FIND STUPID MONKEYS, PUT THEM ON A GURNEY, AND PUT THEM ON THE BUS.

ONE DAY, ALL THE MONKEYS WILL BE ON THE BUS.  AT THE SAME TIME.

AND ON THAT DAY, I SHALL RIDE SHOTGUN, AND TURN THE SIREN ON FOR THE WHOLE TIME.

WEEoooWEEoooWEEEooo

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yep.
You told us and nobody paid attention. George Carlin and Bill Hicks told everybody ON TEEVEE where people usually SWALLOW EVERYTHING and that didn't even work.
HAHA SO FUNNAY!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

No no, I did listen. I even wrote a stern letter to my Congressman about it.

[navkat]

Mittenz, brah.

berserk monkeys whom I doubt even have a license for that thing.

DON'T YOU DARE INVOKE MY MONKEYS.

WHAT DO MONKEYS DO?

THEY GET ON THE BUS.

WHAT DO THEY DO THEN?

THEY FIND STUPID MONKEYS, PUT THEM ON A GURNEY, AND PUT THEM ON THE BUS.

ONE DAY, ALL THE MONKEYS WILL BE ON THE BUS.  AT THE SAME TIME.

AND ON THAT DAY, I SHALL RIDE SHOTGUN, AND TURN THE SIREN ON FOR THE WHOLE TIME.

WEEoooWEEoooWEEEooo

Fucking right.

[navkat]

GET ON THIS BUS, BITCHES!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Mittenz, brah.

berserk monkeys whom I doubt even have a license for that thing.

DON'T YOU DARE INVOKE MY MONKEYS.

WHAT DO MONKEYS DO?

THEY GET ON THE BUS.

WHAT DO THEY DO THEN?

THEY FIND STUPID MONKEYS, PUT THEM ON A GURNEY, AND PUT THEM ON THE BUS.

ONE DAY, ALL THE MONKEYS WILL BE ON THE BUS.  AT THE SAME TIME.

AND ON THAT DAY, I SHALL RIDE SHOTGUN, AND TURN THE SIREN ON FOR THE WHOLE TIME.

WEEoooWEEoooWEEEooo

Fucking right.

I think you guys call it a Taxi.

[navkat]

Boo-boo bus.

[McGrupp]

The worst part is that even though you called it, most of the masses still won't acknowledge it.

It's like people running around Pompei after Vesuvius blew its top saying "No, definitely not a volcano happening now. What are you, some kind of tin foil hat conspiracy nut?

[Doktor Howl]

Mittenz, brah.

berserk monkeys whom I doubt even have a license for that thing.

DON'T YOU DARE INVOKE MY MONKEYS.

WHAT DO MONKEYS DO?

THEY GET ON THE BUS.

WHAT DO THEY DO THEN?

THEY FIND STUPID MONKEYS, PUT THEM ON A GURNEY, AND PUT THEM ON THE BUS.

ONE DAY, ALL THE MONKEYS WILL BE ON THE BUS.  AT THE SAME TIME.

AND ON THAT DAY, I SHALL RIDE SHOTGUN, AND TURN THE SIREN ON FOR THE WHOLE TIME.

WEEoooWEEoooWEEEooo

This could be useful on FB...

[P3nT4gR4m]

but but but... I VOTED AGAINST IT!