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Started by Doktor Howl, December 07, 2014, 03:42:39 PM

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Doktor Howl

December 07, 2014, 03:42:39 PM


Name:  Baron Von Hoopla  Age:  Mid 30s.  Gender:  Bald.  Race:  Canadian.

Hoopla is a Canadian terrorist who kills his victims with interpretive dance.  His first victims were the Hamilton, Ontario Amateur Theater League, whom he slew by "interpreting" Pablo Picasso's Guernica.  Those hardy enough to survive the screaming heads were finished off by the terrifying horse. 

He then moved on to Myspace, the entire membership of which was slain by a video Hoopla's treatment of Shakespeare's Gone in 60 Seconds.  Following that, he killed the entire Canadian senate (though this wasn't noticed for almost a year) with his interpretation demonstrating the essential philosophical differences between "classic" Star Trek and "TNG".

Word has reached law enforcement officials that Hoopla has somehow obtained a set of unlicensed bongos.  They are therefore backing off and putting a bounty on his head.

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
December 07, 2014, 03:50:59 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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December 07, 2014, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:50:59 PM
:lulz:

That pic SCREAMS "Early Irish Novelist" or perhaps "Time Traveling Hep Cat".
Molon Lube

LMNO

#3
December 07, 2014, 04:03:02 PM
"Irish Buddhist"

Doktor Howl

#4
December 07, 2014, 04:05:34 PM
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
December 07, 2014, 04:16:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2014, 04:03:02 PM
"Irish Buddhist"

I once dated an irish buddhist novelist monk.

No joke.

Also, dude was batshit crazy.

Bat

shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#6
December 07, 2014, 04:17:25 PM
You dated Hoopla?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 07, 2014, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2014, 04:17:25 PM
You dated Hoopla?

:lulz: Don't be ridiculous. He's Canadian. That's not even legal in Oregon.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#8
December 07, 2014, 04:24:25 PM
Molon Lube

hooplala

#9
December 07, 2014, 04:55:11 PM
My next dance is a clogging Tickle Me Elmo for Fox News.  They've been asking for it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

#10
December 07, 2014, 04:55:43 PM
Best wanted thread yet. OP and subsequent slandery  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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LMNO

#11
December 08, 2014, 12:54:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:05:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2014, 04:03:02 PM
"Irish Buddhist"

What, the Zen of brawling?

If you meet James Joyce in the road, kill him.
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