COOKIES

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yes, those ones shaped like muffins with the peppermint patty inside were genius!

And how!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

ATTN : QG.


YOU ARE A GIANT SACK OF AWESOME.

Junkenwife sends regards and requests for recipes.

Glad they made it okay! We got to the post office and I derped on your last name entirely.

Here's the cookie list:

Apricot Bastards
Lemon Puffs
Surprise Peppermint Brownies
Marblecakes
Brownie Pinwheels
Cinnamon Challenge Cookies
Blackened Peanut Butter Cookies
Peanut Butter Brownie Cookies
Apple Snaps
Whatever Was Left
Gold Bars

and in the candy boxes:
Chocolate Salty Balls
Oreo Fudge Balls
Pumpkin Bombs

Stuff that's not already in the cookie recipe thread should be added later today.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.

[LMNO]

"Crotch-Gobbling Ginger Snaps"

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Cheney Chip Delights

[LMNO]

Rectally-hydrated cheese puffs

[EK WAFFLR]

They're here. And almost gone.

I heart you QGP!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

They're here. And almost gone.

I heart you QGP!

Yay!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.

I enjoyed telling the children the name of the Apricot Bastards, and then I proceeded to make up names for the other ones that I didn't know. The only ones I really remember are the Gold Diggers, the Swirly Jerks, and the Uncle Toms.

I don't think they thought it was funny.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.

I enjoyed telling the children the name of the Apricot Bastards, and then I proceeded to make up names for the other ones that I didn't know. The only ones I really remember are the Gold Diggers, the Swirly Jerks, and the Uncle Toms.

I don't think they thought it was funny.

Which ones were the Uncle Toms?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.

I enjoyed telling the children the name of the Apricot Bastards, and then I proceeded to make up names for the other ones that I didn't know. The only ones I really remember are the Gold Diggers, the Swirly Jerks, and the Uncle Toms.

I don't think they thought it was funny.

Which ones were the Uncle Toms?

The brownie-muffins with the minty creme centers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, brown on the outside, white on the inside.