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Peeling Back the Vinyl and Bringing the Portland Clap Home

Started by Doktor Howl, December 18, 2014, 05:21:40 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2014, 02:37:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 19, 2014, 05:58:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2014, 05:25:33 PM
I am particularly enamored of "This venereal disease of the soul".

I felt like throwing myself into the River out of sheer self disgust.

But there's no water in our river, so it would probably hurt.

You can actually swim in our river now, you know.

This ain't my first rodeo, lady!  :crankey:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 20, 2014, 03:16:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2014, 02:37:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 19, 2014, 05:58:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2014, 05:25:33 PM
I am particularly enamored of "This venereal disease of the soul".

I felt like throwing myself into the River out of sheer self disgust.

But there's no water in our river, so it would probably hurt.

You can actually swim in our river now, you know.

This ain't my first rodeo, lady!  :crankey:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

I don't think the Johnson Creek Strangler was ever caught.

Just sayin'.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 21, 2014, 04:39:38 PM
I don't think the Johnson Creek Strangler was ever caught.

Just sayin'.

I thought that was just the name of a band.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2014, 02:37:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 19, 2014, 05:58:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2014, 05:25:33 PM
I am particularly enamored of "This venereal disease of the soul".

I felt like throwing myself into the River out of sheer self disgust.

But there's no water in our river, so it would probably hurt.

You can actually swim in our river now, you know.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS