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[Doktor Howl]

So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!

I wouldn't go THAT far.

YOU WOULD YOU TOTALLY WOULD

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!

I wouldn't go THAT far.

YOU WOULD YOU TOTALLY WOULD

OK fine but you DON'T HAVE TO PUBLICIZE IT.

[Doktor Howl]

So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!

I wouldn't go THAT far.

YOU WOULD YOU TOTALLY WOULD

OK fine but you DON'T HAVE TO PUBLICIZE IT.

Um.  It's a little hard to hide, isn't it?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!

I wouldn't go THAT far.

YOU WOULD YOU TOTALLY WOULD

OK fine but you DON'T HAVE TO PUBLICIZE IT.

Um.  It's a little hard to hide, isn't it?

Just because people can technically see it doesn't mean we have to TALK about it with our faces out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I mean, it would be better for everyone if I didn't have to do anything about it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More than usual, anyway.

[Doktor Howl]

So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!

I wouldn't go THAT far.

YOU WOULD YOU TOTALLY WOULD

OK fine but you DON'T HAVE TO PUBLICIZE IT.

Um.  It's a little hard to hide, isn't it?

Just because people can technically see it doesn't mean we have to TALK about it with our faces out.

We're just cynical.  Jaded.  THEY don't talk about it because they CAN'T, because they're still trying to figure out what the fuck just happened, and wondering whether to call the cops or an exorcist.  They must feel like a streaker in the reptile house.  They know what they wanted, but have no idea how it all went so wrong.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!

I wouldn't go THAT far.

YOU WOULD YOU TOTALLY WOULD

OK fine but you DON'T HAVE TO PUBLICIZE IT.

Um.  It's a little hard to hide, isn't it?

Just because people can technically see it doesn't mean we have to TALK about it with our faces out.

We're just cynical.  Jaded.  THEY don't talk about it because they CAN'T, because they're still trying to figure out what the fuck just happened, and wondering whether to call the cops or an exorcist.  They must feel like a streaker in the reptile house.  They know what they wanted, but have no idea how it all went so wrong.

Shhhh. They got everything they wanted. They're just still a little confused.

[Doktor Howl]

Shhhh. They got everything they wanted. They're just still a little confused.

"Officer, this had nothing to do with us.  They're just a little dizzy from an extended round of the biscuit game."

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shhhh. They got everything they wanted. They're just still a little confused.

"Officer, this had nothing to do with us.  They're just a little dizzy from an extended round of the biscuit game."

It's all fair. No one was hurt, really.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

They all got what they wanted.

[EK WAFFLR]

Ok. I wanna know what a portland kiss is and why i should(n't) give WaffleFiancee one. In detail plz.

[Doktor Howl]

Ok. I wanna know what a portland kiss is and why i should(n't) give WaffleFiancee one. In detail plz.

You should.

And I'll have to PM you, on account of both of our countries have limits.

[trippinprincezz13]

Congrats on the graduation and acceptance to UMass Twid! (and thank you for the well-wishes - I sincerely appreciate it from everyone).

And Congratulations on the engagement, Waffles!

[trippinprincezz13]

Feels like it's been forever since I've been at work, or on here. Holidays went well. Christmas Eve w/ my boyfriend's family, and he also got a few days off after the holiday since it was slow, so we got to spend a few days together, which rarely happens.

Christmas I went to my family's house from which we went to the hospital to visit my Dad. He was (and still is) doing the best he has in the last two weeks in that he was completely lucid (they took him off the heavy narcotics) and generally feeling ok - they have him on extra strong ibuprofen and Tylenol and that seems to be keeping most of the neck pain in check. Still sucks that he has to be in the hospital, but they're tentatively talking about rehab and have had him sitting in a chair and/or walking short distances here and there. Still not sure when that would theoretically happen and there's still a long road ahead, but hoping things are moving in a positive direction.