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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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Justin Bieber and Obama's evil spirits

Started by Trivial, February 03, 2015, 01:23:18 AM

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Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 03, 2015, 06:20:31 AM
Well, that was really disturbing.

You may have noticed that there is a decline in rationality in the right these days.  It's like this time last century, only with whackjob religious shit instead of rabid nationalism.
Molon Lube

Cain

Quote"And then 20 years old, can't grow their breasts back. At 20 years old, can't grow their penis back," Manning added.

This is true.  I once cut off my penis when I was 19 - the little rascal grew back like nothing had ever happened.  But once the big two-oh rolled around....

Vanadium Gryllz

I heard the lizard people can regrow appendages well into their thirties.
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."