OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[EK WAFFLR]

Finished Candy Box 2 today. Fun times.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I HATH RISEN.

MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Finished Candy Box 2 today. Fun times.

That's really what life is all about, isn't it?

[President Television]

I HATH RISEN.

The invisible hand of the free market has seen fit to gift us with your presence. Clearly, small moderation is the way to go.

[Cain]

More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

[Doktor Howl]

I HATH RISEN.

PAYNE, GET OUT OF RON PAUL THIS INSTANT!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

You should start a haiku series about your workplace, with the goal of one haiku for every fucked-up thing that happens.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I HATH RISEN.

PAYNE, GET OUT OF RON PAUL THIS INSTANT!

Best sentence ever.

[Doktor Howl]

More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

You should start a haiku series about your workplace, with the goal of one haiku for every fucked-up thing that happens.

I just found a new religion.

Cain, you gotta do this.  If you do it, I'll do it.

[Cain]

More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

You should start a haiku series about your workplace, with the goal of one haiku for every fucked-up thing that happens.

Review date made
But the Boss is off that day
Har har, so funnay.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is going to RULE.

[Cain]

Stay up all night
Finally go off shift, can sleep
Asked to work days.

[Doktor Howl]

Expect a few after tomorrow's morning staff meeting.  I can sense it.

[Cain]

Staff meeting was
like going to the dentist
teeth pulled out forever

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yes. This is my new reason to live.