Dirtbags, part 1

[Doktor Howl]

That didn't go as planned.  Sorry. 

I think my thought process at the time was, "Two apparent trouble magnets in the same place?  Good thing at least one of them has someone to go home to."  Or something.  My head has been phase shifting three meters outside my body lately.  Not it a good way.

Sorry that came off other than intended.

No worries.  I was wondering where that had (seemingly) come from.

In any case, I have to go explain why I didn't actually fall asleep in a meeting (  ), then I shall add more in about an hour.

What the fuck? 

I was rubbernecking in a meeting because pills.

So I stood up, to stay awake.

Lillie is trying to piss me off enough to do something fire-worthy.

Like I'm gonna give her the satisfaction. 

I haven't had my revenge yet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That didn't go as planned.  Sorry. 

I think my thought process at the time was, "Two apparent trouble magnets in the same place?  Good thing at least one of them has someone to go home to."  Or something.  My head has been phase shifting three meters outside my body lately.  Not it a good way.

Sorry that came off other than intended.

No worries.  I was wondering where that had (seemingly) come from.

In any case, I have to go explain why I didn't actually fall asleep in a meeting (  ), then I shall add more in about an hour.

What the fuck? 

I was rubbernecking in a meeting because pills.

So I stood up, to stay awake.

Lillie is trying to piss me off enough to do something fire-worthy.

Like I'm gonna give her the satisfaction. 

I haven't had my revenge yet.

It's selfish to say so, but the escalation of this situation makes me glad you haven't left to another job yet.

[Doktor Howl]

That didn't go as planned.  Sorry. 

I think my thought process at the time was, "Two apparent trouble magnets in the same place?  Good thing at least one of them has someone to go home to."  Or something.  My head has been phase shifting three meters outside my body lately.  Not it a good way.

Sorry that came off other than intended.

No worries.  I was wondering where that had (seemingly) come from.

In any case, I have to go explain why I didn't actually fall asleep in a meeting (  ), then I shall add more in about an hour.

What the fuck? 

I was rubbernecking in a meeting because pills.

So I stood up, to stay awake.

Lillie is trying to piss me off enough to do something fire-worthy.

Like I'm gonna give her the satisfaction. 

I haven't had my revenge yet.

It's selfish to say so, but the escalation of this situation makes me glad you haven't left to another job yet.

I have another job.  I start next month, or sooner if I want.  So I have 5 weeks to push this as far as I can.

My new bosses are old associates of mine, and they hate her as much as I do.  They approve of all of this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That didn't go as planned.  Sorry. 

I think my thought process at the time was, "Two apparent trouble magnets in the same place?  Good thing at least one of them has someone to go home to."  Or something.  My head has been phase shifting three meters outside my body lately.  Not it a good way.

Sorry that came off other than intended.

No worries.  I was wondering where that had (seemingly) come from.

In any case, I have to go explain why I didn't actually fall asleep in a meeting (  ), then I shall add more in about an hour.

What the fuck? 

I was rubbernecking in a meeting because pills.

So I stood up, to stay awake.

Lillie is trying to piss me off enough to do something fire-worthy.

Like I'm gonna give her the satisfaction. 

I haven't had my revenge yet.

It's selfish to say so, but the escalation of this situation makes me glad you haven't left to another job yet.

I have another job.  I start next month, or sooner if I want.  So I have 5 weeks to push this as far as I can.

My new bosses are old associates of mine, and they hate her as much as I do.  They approve of all of this.

GOOD. I'm glad you have that leeway. May her frustration lead to un-ignorably bad behavior on her part.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

[Doktor Howl]

GOOD. I'm glad you have that leeway. May her frustration lead to un-ignorably bad behavior on her part.

It's eliminated most of the stress on my part (except for what I just said, above).

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

Lucky for you, and your coworkers.

Unlucky for Lillie, who is probably so used to getting her way that she thinks she EARNED it.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

Lucky for you, and your coworkers.

Unlucky for Lillie, who is probably so used to getting her way that she thinks she EARNED it.

It's like you know her.

Anyway, I'm trying to think up ways to ratchet up the revulsion factor.  I know that the muscle I've put on over the last 6 months repels her, so I sit in meetings with my hands clasped behind my head.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

Lucky for you, and your coworkers.

Unlucky for Lillie, who is probably so used to getting her way that she thinks she EARNED it.

It's like you know her.

Anyway, I'm trying to think up ways to ratchet up the revulsion factor.  I know that the muscle I've put on over the last 6 months repels her, so I sit in meetings with my hands clasped behind my head.

Oh, that's GOOD.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

Lucky for you, and your coworkers.

Unlucky for Lillie, who is probably so used to getting her way that she thinks she EARNED it.

It's like you know her.

Anyway, I'm trying to think up ways to ratchet up the revulsion factor.  I know that the muscle I've put on over the last 6 months repels her, so I sit in meetings with my hands clasped behind my head.

Oh, that's GOOD.

I've just gotten big enough to pull that off.

I don't think she is repelled by muscle itself, I think she's repelled by the idea of me being healthy.  Anyway, I know it makes her vaguely ill.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

Lucky for you, and your coworkers.

Unlucky for Lillie, who is probably so used to getting her way that she thinks she EARNED it.

It's like you know her.

Anyway, I'm trying to think up ways to ratchet up the revulsion factor.  I know that the muscle I've put on over the last 6 months repels her, so I sit in meetings with my hands clasped behind my head.

Oh, that's GOOD.

I've just gotten big enough to pull that off.

I don't think she is repelled by muscle itself, I think she's repelled by the idea of me being healthy.  Anyway, I know it makes her vaguely ill.

It must be nice to have the added incentive. 

[Doktor Howl]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

Lucky for you, and your coworkers.

Unlucky for Lillie, who is probably so used to getting her way that she thinks she EARNED it.

It's like you know her.

Anyway, I'm trying to think up ways to ratchet up the revulsion factor.  I know that the muscle I've put on over the last 6 months repels her, so I sit in meetings with my hands clasped behind my head.

Oh, that's GOOD.

I've just gotten big enough to pull that off.

I don't think she is repelled by muscle itself, I think she's repelled by the idea of me being healthy.  Anyway, I know it makes her vaguely ill.

It must be nice to have the added incentive. 

My trainer (who is also my new boss, or one of them), knows I come into the gym pissed off from work.  We use that.

And then I am not at all pissed, and the world is good.

I wonder if Lillie has a way to vent her anger?  I doubt it.

[hooplala]

Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

They have a weird fear reaction to Lillie.  Lots of people do.  It's like an arachnid response, because she's genuinely deranged.

Problem is, my fear thing broke decades ago.

Lucky for you, and your coworkers.

Unlucky for Lillie, who is probably so used to getting her way that she thinks she EARNED it.

It's like you know her.

Anyway, I'm trying to think up ways to ratchet up the revulsion factor.  I know that the muscle I've put on over the last 6 months repels her, so I sit in meetings with my hands clasped behind my head.

Oh, that's GOOD.

I've just gotten big enough to pull that off.

I don't think she is repelled by muscle itself, I think she's repelled by the idea of me being healthy.  Anyway, I know it makes her vaguely ill.

It must be nice to have the added incentive. 

My trainer (who is also my new boss, or one of them), knows I come into the gym pissed off from work.  We use that.

And then I am not at all pissed, and the world is good.

I wonder if Lillie has a way to vent her anger?  I doubt it.

Masturbating bitterly.