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Started by Doktor Howl, April 23, 2015, 04:00:29 AM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#540
June 03, 2015, 06:18:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2015, 11:58:22 PM
"To get the skill set you're bringing, we expected to hire two people.  This will be reflected in the offer we make."

:hammer:

(The interview went VERY well.)

Congrats man!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#541
June 03, 2015, 07:05:20 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on June 02, 2015, 05:03:15 PM
Fuck yeah, Roger!


Unrelated: PeeDee was more active than my Facebook yesterday. What the fuck is going on with the Internet?

Facebook has gone oddly dead.

Pussy Shots has gone from gaining hundreds of new members a day to losing 20 or so a day.

The change happened abruptly, no idea why.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#542
June 03, 2015, 04:55:50 PM
Walked out today.

Keys with the warehouse guy, credit card cut in half on the AR/AP lady's desk, phone next to it.  Everything in cloud sent to president of North American operations, walked out to the car putting on sunglasses like Putin, theme music playing.

Holy crap, I feel great.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#543
June 03, 2015, 05:19:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2015, 04:55:50 PM
Walked out today.

Keys with the warehouse guy, credit card cut in half on the AR/AP lady's desk, phone next to it.  Everything in cloud sent to president of North American operations, walked out to the car putting on sunglasses like Putin, theme music playing.

Holy crap, I feel great.

WOOO that is AWESOME!

Will you be getting any updates on the ensuing chaos?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#544
June 03, 2015, 05:27:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2015, 04:55:50 PM
Walked out today.

Keys with the warehouse guy, credit card cut in half on the AR/AP lady's desk, phone next to it.  Everything in cloud sent to president of North American operations, walked out to the car putting on sunglasses like Putin, theme music playing.

Holy crap, I feel great.

That picture's going to get me through at least 4 hours of my shitty gig. Very nice!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

LMNO

#545
June 03, 2015, 05:43:53 PM
This is both:

1) Rock.


2) Roll.

Junkenstein

#546
June 03, 2015, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2015, 04:55:50 PM
Walked out today.

Keys with the warehouse guy, credit card cut in half on the AR/AP lady's desk, phone next to it.  Everything in cloud sent to president of North American operations, walked out to the car putting on sunglasses like Putin, theme music playing.

Holy crap, I feel great.

It always does, enjoy it! I trust the tale is forthcoming in due time.

I trust you copied in other suitable parties and a BCC to a private and personal email?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Reginald Ret

#547
June 03, 2015, 11:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2015, 04:55:50 PM
Walked out today.

Keys with the warehouse guy, credit card cut in half on the AR/AP lady's desk, phone next to it.  Everything in cloud sent to president of North American operations, walked out to the car putting on sunglasses like Putin, theme music playing.

Holy crap, I feel great.
Congratulations!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Dubya

#548
June 04, 2015, 02:09:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2015, 04:55:50 PM
Walked out today.

Keys with the warehouse guy, credit card cut in half on the AR/AP lady's desk, phone next to it.  Everything in cloud sent to president of North American operations, walked out to the car putting on sunglasses like Putin, theme music playing.

Holy crap, I feel great.

Like a boss.

Also: hope you tell what happens, if anything.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

POFP

#549
June 04, 2015, 02:37:54 AM
Congratulations on all of that, Dok!



On a separate note, the other day at work, a teenage couple was caught having oral sex in one of the theaters by a customer. My cousin (assistant manager) goes in to stop them. The girl was sitting on the guy and making out with him when my cousin walked in. My cousin tells them to sit in separate seats and to stop being inappropriate. She comes out and tells me the story and says that she has to go in and check on them again in a few minutes. I tell her "Nah, clock me out. I got it. I'll take my break now. I'll sit in there."

"Oh, are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'll sit right next to'em."

So, I go sit next to them in the movie theater. They are obviously bored and feel awkward throughout the whole movie, considering the guy who just served their popcorn is sitting right next to the chair they were just mouth-fucking in (I am also blatantly looking into their direction every few minutes).

The girl pulls out her phone to send a text. I whisper over to her "No cell phones please, it's distracting."  :lol:
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Dubya

#550
June 04, 2015, 02:42:25 AM
Spoilsport.

:lulz:
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

POFP

#551
June 04, 2015, 02:50:23 AM Last Edit: June 04, 2015, 02:55:02 AM by PlightOfFernandoPoo
Quote from: Dubya on June 04, 2015, 02:42:25 AM
Spoilsport.

:lulz:

I'm the one who has to clean up the mess. If motherfuckers won't even pick up their popcorn bags and throw them away, there's no way they would consider wiping up their gooey mess. I ain't havin it!  :lulz:
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Dubya

#552
June 04, 2015, 03:29:16 AM
Good point. Now I owe the theater here an apology letter.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#553
June 04, 2015, 04:40:09 AM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck my dog is sick.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#554
June 04, 2015, 04:40:26 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 03, 2015, 05:19:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2015, 04:55:50 PM
Walked out today.

Keys with the warehouse guy, credit card cut in half on the AR/AP lady's desk, phone next to it.  Everything in cloud sent to president of North American operations, walked out to the car putting on sunglasses like Putin, theme music playing.

Holy crap, I feel great.

WOOO that is AWESOME!

Will you be getting any updates on the ensuing chaos?

Absolutely.  For a while, anyway.  I've spent the last 5 weeks finding better jobs for my crew.

Poor Treacherous Assistant.  He shall be a manager of one.   :lulz:
Molon Lube
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