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OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

Started by Doktor Howl, April 23, 2015, 04:00:29 AM

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hooplala

#1395
August 04, 2015, 09:31:27 PM
I mean, we're kind of close... but not that close.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#1396
August 04, 2015, 10:07:13 PM
Enjoy your ecological madhouse, lowlanders!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1397
August 05, 2015, 01:40:26 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 04, 2015, 09:19:49 PM
Golf ball sized hail just attacked Boston. It's August. It's 90 degrees.





Make your time.

Isn't hail always a hot-weather thing?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#1398
August 05, 2015, 01:53:04 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 01:40:26 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 04, 2015, 09:19:49 PM
Golf ball sized hail just attacked Boston. It's August. It's 90 degrees.





Make your time.

Isn't hail always a hot-weather thing?

Really?


Huh.


Trivial

#1399
August 05, 2015, 02:51:53 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Doktor Howl

#1400
August 05, 2015, 05:42:57 AM
SO...

You guys know how I always yell about dumbasses walking in Arizona without boots or shoes on their feet?  How I call them slack-jawed monkeyfuckers who deserve what they get?

Guess who has no thumbs and figured he could just hop out and get the mail barefoot?

Guess who managed to step on a hornet?

Dok,
Slack-jawed monkeyfucker at large.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1401
August 05, 2015, 05:50:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2015, 05:42:57 AM
SO...

You guys know how I always yell about dumbasses walking in Arizona without boots or shoes on their feet?  How I call them slack-jawed monkeyfuckers who deserve what they get?

Guess who has no thumbs and figured he could just hop out and get the mail barefoot?

Guess who managed to step on a hornet?

Dok,
Slack-jawed monkeyfucker at large.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Meunster

#1402
August 05, 2015, 05:53:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2015, 05:42:57 AM
SO...

You guys know how I always yell about dumbasses walking in Arizona without boots or shoes on their feet?  How I call them slack-jawed monkeyfuckers who deserve what they get?

Guess who has no thumbs and figured he could just hop out and get the mail barefoot?

Guess who managed to step on a hornet?

Dok,
Slack-jawed monkeyfucker at large.

Why moneyfuckers? Is there that much stigma behind fucking monkeys?
Poe's law ;)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1403
August 05, 2015, 05:57:15 AM
UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Meunster

#1404
August 05, 2015, 06:05:31 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 05:57:15 AM
UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.

Go to a bar and have hot semi rough casual sex.
It's easy, and accomplishable in under an hour.
My record is getting a guy in 10 minutes.  He even hosted.
Poe's law ;)

Chelagoras The Boulder

#1405
August 05, 2015, 06:40:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 05:57:15 AM
UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.
I identify with this on so many levels.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

minuspace

#1407
August 05, 2015, 08:06:58 AM
Mmm, free shipping!

Faust

#1408
August 05, 2015, 10:34:25 AM
Taking two weeks holidays starting next week, much needed, unfortunately it leads to panicked shit-tonne of work that needs to be done before I go, Haven't been around much, probably wont be for a while.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1409
August 05, 2015, 03:59:59 PM
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 06:05:31 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 05:57:15 AM
UNRELATED TO THE HORNET:

I suspect that on some really profound, suppressed level, I really need to get laid. I don't generally feel like I do, or even feel particularly horny or sexy or attracted to anyone, but I just kind of have this suspicion that I've simply compartmentalized all that energy and locked it away while I focus on school, but that it hasn't really gone away so much as just been stuffed into the darkest recesses of my soul.

Go to a bar and have hot semi rough casual sex.
It's easy, and accomplishable in under an hour.
My record is getting a guy in 10 minutes.  He even hosted.

I'm not a gay dude, though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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