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OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

Started by EK WAFFLR, August 10, 2015, 03:37:20 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Meunster on October 07, 2015, 08:56:41 PM
I fucking swear this school is unprankable.

I started with a simple quarter super glued to the bathroom floor. Gone in under an hour!

Next I put an Out of order sign on a chair. Gone in under an hour as well. Not only that, last week I saw them put my sign on an out of order ice cream machine.

AND THE FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP. I make fake flyers for a ping pong tournament last month. They set up a ping pong tournament on that day because of me.

Ugh.

You may be playing against someone with a sense of humor.

This could get funny.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Meunster on October 07, 2015, 08:56:41 PM
I fucking swear this school is unprankable.

I started with a simple quarter super glued to the bathroom floor. Gone in under an hour!

Next I put an Out of order sign on a chair. Gone in under an hour as well. Not only that, last week I saw them put my sign on an out of order ice cream machine.

AND THE FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP. I make fake flyers for a ping pong tournament last month. They set up a ping pong tournament on that day because of me.

Ugh.

That's amazing :lulz:

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Meunster on October 07, 2015, 08:56:41 PM
I fucking swear this school is unprankable.

I started with a simple quarter super glued to the bathroom floor. Gone in under an hour!

Next I put an Out of order sign on a chair. Gone in under an hour as well. Not only that, last week I saw them put my sign on an out of order ice cream machine.

AND THE FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP. I make fake flyers for a ping pong tournament last month. They set up a ping pong tournament on that day because of me.

Ugh.
Time to step up your game

Trivial

Gary Busey look alike contest.
Trump hair tournament.
Chorizo eating contest.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Dubya

This is when you switch from Out of Order signs to quarantine notices, from quarters glued to the floor to buttered floors, from fictitious ping pong tournaments to concertos for bagpipes and xylophone.

Well, maybe not the buttered floor. That one hurts.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

LMNO

I read that as "buttoned" floor. Glue buttons, not quarters. Hook and eye clasps. Nautical cleats.

The Good Reverend Roger

Well, Life During Wartime arc 1 is available at smashwords, nook, etc.

:banana:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/583456

$2.99 of your filthy lucre is all it takes.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on October 08, 2015, 03:29:57 AM
Oh, yeah!

Book 2 will be up by the end of next week, and I'm going to finally finish the thing and have it up by the end of the month.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I interviewed for a job today.

Comes with perks such as getting connections with the head of admissions at the local medical school.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Wizard Joseph

Not been able to shake the depression for almost a week now, seems to be getting gradually but steadily worse. Bad enough today that for the first time in a very long time I went home early over it. Might not be in tomorrow either. If I don't get out of it by the beginning of next week I might just see about a councilor again.

It's a very angry sort of depression.   :kingmeh: <-- kind of like this guy with a knife

I'm going to TRY to write some of this shit out, here and there, whatever it is. I'm not very motivated, but it beats staring at the shit on the walls in my head.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Meunster

Went to the therapist today.

got diagnosed with existential depression.
Poe's law ;)

Meunster

The fuck is this bug up my ass making me want to write a song.
Poe's law ;)

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 02:15:25 AM
I interviewed for a job today.

Comes with perks such as getting connections with the head of admissions at the local medical school.

Woot!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."