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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 04, 2012, 10:02:12 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
October 14, 2015, 04:00:14 AM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on October 13, 2015, 10:49:26 AM
Hit me!

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#76
October 14, 2015, 04:01:28 AM
Quote from: Xaz on October 13, 2015, 11:31:07 AM
Yes please mister.

"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#77
October 15, 2015, 09:32:14 PM
Do want!
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

LMNO

#78
October 15, 2015, 09:44:44 PM
Hit me, kid.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#79
October 15, 2015, 09:55:22 PM
I would ask for a new one but I already stole one from you and it is basically perfect.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#80
October 15, 2015, 10:27:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2015, 09:44:44 PM
Hit me, kid.

"The only problem I have with throwing myself out of my office window to squash some miserable bastard on the sidewalk on my way out is that I work in Boston, and thus have too many targets from which to choose."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#81
October 15, 2015, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2015, 09:55:22 PM
I would ask for a new one but I already stole one from you and it is basically perfect.

I really couldn't improve on that if I tried.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#82
October 15, 2015, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 15, 2015, 09:32:14 PM
Do want!

"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
October 15, 2015, 11:04:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2015, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2015, 09:55:22 PM
I would ask for a new one but I already stole one from you and it is basically perfect.

I really couldn't improve on that if I tried.

Yep. I know genius when I see it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#84
October 18, 2015, 08:37:26 AM
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Freeky

#85
October 23, 2015, 10:10:40 PM
Jazz hands!

The Good Reverend Roger

#86
October 24, 2015, 02:59:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on October 18, 2015, 08:37:26 AM
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#87
October 24, 2015, 03:00:33 AM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on October 23, 2015, 10:10:40 PM
Jazz hands!

"29th Street isn't a bad neighborhood, it's an adventure!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#88
October 25, 2015, 01:09:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2015, 02:59:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on October 18, 2015, 08:37:26 AM
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

:lulz:

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Freeky

#89
October 31, 2015, 11:12:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2015, 03:00:33 AM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on October 23, 2015, 10:10:40 PM
Jazz hands!

"29th Street isn't a bad neighborhood, it's an adventure!

Oh my god. 


OH MY GOD.  YES.
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