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OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

Started by EK WAFFLR, August 10, 2015, 03:37:20 PM

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Meunster

Quote from: thewake on October 23, 2015, 12:01:01 AM
so is this the thread I post in when I'm drunk?

Eh, it's okay to post in while drunk. Funner to make your own thread.
Also you autistic underaged brat, bars aren't just for drinking.
Poe's law ;)

Trivial

Cube mate claims there is a video of Ambassador Stevens being raped and tortured, did I miss something or is he into weird snuff porn?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.


Cain

Quote from: Trivial Notgeil on October 23, 2015, 01:28:15 AM
Cube mate claims there is a video of Ambassador Stevens being raped and tortured, did I miss something or is he into weird snuff porn?

There were allegations that this occured, however they appear to have been spoofed by a Lebanese news site.

There are still questions about precisely how he died, but it appears most likely that he was rescued by local Libyans, only to later die from injuries sustained during the attack.

Meunster

Anyone know where to buy a suit of armor
I want to hitch hick across Europe/america in one
Poe's law ;)

Cain

Quote from: Meunster on October 23, 2015, 02:14:56 AM
Anyone know where to buy a suit of armor
I want to hitch hick across Europe/america in one

There's a little site you may have heard of, it's called eBay.

LMNO


Trivial

Quote from: Meunster on October 23, 2015, 02:14:56 AM
Anyone know where to buy a suit of armor
I want to hitch hick across Europe/america in one
Think Geek has some items.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nast on October 22, 2015, 08:41:35 PMCutting up half-frozen duck carcasses first thing in the morning isn't as fun as it sounds.

How is that possible?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO on October 22, 2015, 08:49:39 PM
Amateurs.  I get to work at 7:30.  I wake up at 5:00.  I stay up to 11:00, minimum.  Playing rock and roll.


NO EXCUSES!


LMNO
-still acting like a dick, it seems.

Elderlies need less sleep.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nast

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 23, 2015, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: Nast on October 22, 2015, 08:41:35 PMCutting up half-frozen duck carcasses first thing in the morning isn't as fun as it sounds.

How is that possible?

The cold, numb fingers. The icy duck breasts. The slicey knives.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

I just realized that some people of some specific subcultures might be into that.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain


LMNO

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 23, 2015, 07:03:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 22, 2015, 08:49:39 PM
Amateurs.  I get to work at 7:30.  I wake up at 5:00.  I stay up to 11:00, minimum.  Playing rock and roll.


NO EXCUSES!


LMNO
-still acting like a dick, it seems.

Elderlies need less sleep.


thewake

Quote from: Meunster on October 23, 2015, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: thewake on October 23, 2015, 12:01:01 AM
so is this the thread I post in when I'm drunk?

Eh, it's okay to post in while drunk. Funner to make your own thread.
Also you autistic underaged brat, bars aren't just for drinking.
I'm 22
"It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull."
--H. L. Mencken