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I created a matrix that controls the world.

Started by Lois, July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 PM

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Quote from: Freeky on July 21, 2016, 05:32:00 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 PM
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

It's a .exe

Would run it in a Virtual Machine if my computer worked.

Based on previous "creations" from Lois, I'm probably gonna have to run the file in compatibility mode for Millennium Edition..  :argh!:
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