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The Good Reverend Roger

#405
January 29, 2005, 03:35:34 AM
Quote from: Ythactha
QuoteMost holocaustals start out as Ivangelicals. I know I did. Chances are, one day, you'll be just as cynical as I.

That is the day my soul leaves my body.

Yeah.

I keep mine in a little jar, under the stairs.  Right next to my conscience.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Hoshiko

#406
January 29, 2005, 03:36:20 AM
Yes, but Sean's cleaned him up and turned him into a Ruth's Chris steakhouse mouthpiece.

"You're a great american."

"No silly, you're a great American!"

"Noooo, it's you! You're the great American!"

They need to get a room.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Cain

#407
January 29, 2005, 03:36:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeOllie North of "Iran-Contra" infamy?

Yep.  Mister "I shit on my oath, the constitution, and my uniform...but I did it for the GIPPER!"

What an arsehole, the both of them in fact.  If you're going to do that sort of thing, Rule #1 is try not to get caught.  Rule #2 is dont appear all over the place afterwards.

The Good Reverend Roger

#408
January 29, 2005, 03:37:11 AM
Love is like a skiddoo
Hurtling across the tundra
then it flips over
At night, the ice weasels come.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bob the Mediocre

#409
January 29, 2005, 03:37:38 AM
Quote from: Ythactha
QuoteMost holocaustals start out as Ivangelicals. I know I did. Chances are, one day, you'll be just as cynical as I.

That is the day my soul leaves my body.

It's pretty easy to crash from Naive Idealist to Cynic. I did it once, and I've climbed back up to somewhere near the idealist again. Somewhere in between is probably best, but who the hell knows. Any day I can keep myself from dousing myself in gasoline and lighting a match in a public place like those Buddhisa monks did during Vietnam is a good day.

Now how many people will have posted before I could? [edit] 5. More than I thought possible. I'm sure there's something profound there, or something completely inane[/edit]
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

The Good Reverend Roger

#410
January 29, 2005, 03:38:00 AM
Quote from: HoshikoYes, but Sean's cleaned him up and turned him into a Ruth's Chris steakhouse mouthpiece.

"You're a great american."

"No silly, you're a great American!"

"Noooo, it's you! You're the great American!"

They need to get a room.

I can think of a good room for them. :twisted:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#411
January 29, 2005, 03:38:43 AM
Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre
Quote from: Ythactha
QuoteMost holocaustals start out as Ivangelicals. I know I did. Chances are, one day, you'll be just as cynical as I.

That is the day my soul leaves my body.

It's pretty easy to crash from Naive Idealist to Cynic. I did it once, and I've climbed back up to somewhere near the idealist again.

That sounds like work.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#412
January 29, 2005, 03:39:08 AM
QuoteThey have access to the same resouces we had/have. Let them save themselves.

We did

Ahh, but what if we ARE the resources? We were all woken up by someone else.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#413
January 29, 2005, 03:40:35 AM
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteThey have access to the same resouces we had/have. Let them save themselves.

We did

Ahh, but what if we ARE the resources? We were all woken up by someone else.

Not me.  I woke up on my own, traumatically.  This ain't the matrix.

This is why you are an Ivangelical.  You are willing to waste your precious time on this earth trying to save the morons.

I, on the other hand, get a real kick out of them, and occasionally poke them through the bars.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Hoshiko

#414
January 29, 2005, 03:41:02 AM
What's really great is when he has both Ollie and his infamous "Carpet Kitten" on and they all three have painfully obvious radio sex.

His wife gets all pissed too, but what's she gonna do? It's Ollie North.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

The Good Reverend Roger

#415
January 29, 2005, 03:42:05 AM
Quote from: HoshikoWhat's really great is when he has both Ollie and his infamous "Carpet Kitten" on and they all three have painfully obvious radio sex.

His wife gets all pissed too, but what's she gonna do? It's Ollie North.

Hot GAY radio sex?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#416
January 29, 2005, 03:43:37 AM
I kind of stand with Bob on this, probably closer to Rog though.  I was an out and out cynic once.  Then, I had a faint glimmering of idealistic hope, which grew, but kind of faltered along the way.

So here I am, stuck in the middle.  Which is boring.  No interesting people are ever at the middle.

Hoshiko

#417
January 29, 2005, 03:43:47 AM
QuoteYou are willing to waste your precious time on this earth trying to save the morons.

I, on the other hand, get a real kick out of them, and occasionally poke them through the bars.

Can't we do both?

You'll pry my liberal discordian bar-poking meddling when you pry it from my cold, dead hoof.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

B_M_W

#418
January 29, 2005, 03:43:49 AM
QuoteIt's pretty easy to crash from Naive Idealist to Cynic. I did it once, and I've climbed back up to somewhere near the idealist again. Somewhere in between is probably best, but who the hell knows. Any day I can keep myself from dousing myself in gasoline and lighting a match in a public place like those Buddhisa monks did during Vietnam is a good day.

Ive fallen so many time I have lost count. Every time I work my way back up again I fall back. But this time has been different. And I have decided I won't fall again. Or I will have become what I oppose.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

agent compassion

#419
January 29, 2005, 03:43:58 AM
QuoteNot me. I woke up on my own, traumatically. This ain't the matrix.

This is why you are an Ivangelical. You are willing to waste your precious time on this earth trying to save the morons.

I, on the other hand, get a real kick out of them, and occasionally poke them through the bars.
_________________

My awakenings were pretty traumatic, too.

I'll revise what I said before - most people need a little help getting there. But someone had to wake up without help so that they could be a good example for the others.

Save what you can, and pee on the rest. :)

Call me whatever you want, I'm just not content without some kind of cause to worry over, I guess.

8)

It's been fabulous, but now I need to cook dinner....Iranian food is not an instant affair...

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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