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Started by Fujikoma, April 04, 2019, 12:05:59 AM

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#30
April 04, 2019, 06:18:26 AM
Who are you talking to, Nullified? You're fucking brilliant and hilarious, and you'd be a lot less concerning if you weren't charging windmills while screaming about giants.

Fujikoma

#31
April 04, 2019, 06:22:59 AM
Do you want to hear pure, unadulterated crazy? I can explain the setting of Dark Sun for you, or I could refuse, and hope Howl decides to run a dark sun campaign out of the kindness of his black, ichor-ridden heart. Seriously, this is a setting where you roll up several PCs at once, because you're gonna die.

Doktor Howl

#32
April 04, 2019, 06:25:28 AM
Quote from: nullified on April 04, 2019, 06:14:30 AM
Oh, I believe you. I just don't have much to reply to that with, because it answers every question I might have had and is not offensive, boring, hilarious, or stupid enough to demand more from me.

It is probably the first time in a year that I have had no emotional reaction to something I read at all. I'm not sure if that say more about me or old people, but I'm okay with a complete lack of reaction to new information. I need less excitement.

Now do you see why I hate everyone on the planet?  Before 1994, that's all we had.
Molon Lube

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#33
April 04, 2019, 06:29:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 04, 2019, 06:25:28 AM
Quote from: nullified on April 04, 2019, 06:14:30 AM
Oh, I believe you. I just don't have much to reply to that with, because it answers every question I might have had and is not offensive, boring, hilarious, or stupid enough to demand more from me.

It is probably the first time in a year that I have had no emotional reaction to something I read at all. I'm not sure if that say more about me or old people, but I'm okay with a complete lack of reaction to new information. I need less excitement.

Now do you see why I hate everyone on the planet?  Before 1994, that's all we had.

I already basically understood the hating everyone, but now I kind of get the "world destruction" part. It's just kindness, really, you're just a simple Doktor who sees a diseased limb and wants to shoot it into the sun for the good of the universe.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Fujikoma

#34
April 04, 2019, 06:39:05 AM
As the disease I'm slightly offended.

Al Qədic

#35
April 04, 2019, 06:41:03 AM
A day in the barrel doesn't sound too terribly bad in the original context, all things considered. I'm not a fan of dudes, but I know at least 2 people who would be into that. :fap:
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

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#36
April 04, 2019, 06:49:03 AM
Yeah, that's what I mean. It's not even all that terrible. The joke isn't "haha gay", it's "you are benefitting from this so you will also work for it", which deflates all the possible offense. It's not shocking enough to be disgusting, it's not stupid enough to mock, and it's not funny enough to riff on.

It exists and that's okay. Exactly how I feel about palm trees, motorcycles and small scarabid beetles.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Fujikoma

#37
April 04, 2019, 06:52:35 AM
Nullified is just pissed because it's his turn in the barrel.

Al Qədic

#38
April 04, 2019, 06:54:41 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on April 04, 2019, 06:52:35 AM
Nullified is just pissed because it's her turn in the barrel.
Fixed that for ye, if my memory serves me right.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Fujikoma

#39
April 04, 2019, 07:33:23 AM
I was in the barrel yesterday.

Fujikoma

#40
April 04, 2019, 07:34:58 AM
I fail to understand why what's between your legs is such a big deal, we're all full-grown discordians.

Al Qədic

#41
April 04, 2019, 07:48:51 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on April 04, 2019, 07:34:58 AM
I fail to understand why what's between your legs is such a big deal, we're all full-grown discordians.
Oh, I don't care that much about what's between legs, so long as it's not hairy and diseased. I care more about the person/monster/eldritch horror it's attached to; penises are fine by me, I just don't want the men that come with most of them, nor do I want the men that come with some vaginas.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

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#42
April 04, 2019, 07:56:04 AM
Quote from: Al Qədic on April 04, 2019, 07:48:51 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on April 04, 2019, 07:34:58 AM
I fail to understand why what's between your legs is such a big deal, we're all full-grown discordians.
Oh, I don't care that much about what's between legs, so long as it's not hairy and diseased. I care more about the person/monster/eldritch horror it's attached to; penises are fine by me, I just don't want the men that come with most of them, nor do I want the men that come with some vaginas.

Yeah, basically this.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Al Qədic

#43
April 04, 2019, 07:58:33 AM
Quote from: nullified on April 04, 2019, 07:56:04 AM
Quote from: Al Qədic on April 04, 2019, 07:48:51 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on April 04, 2019, 07:34:58 AM
I fail to understand why what's between your legs is such a big deal, we're all full-grown discordians.
Oh, I don't care that much about what's between legs, so long as it's not hairy and diseased. I care more about the person/monster/eldritch horror it's attached to; penises are fine by me, I just don't want the men that come with most of them, nor do I want the men that come with some vaginas.

Yeah, basically this.
I like how in-sync you and I are sometimes, Null. :)
...and with that probably-awkward declaration, I'm off to bed. Night all.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Fujikoma

#44
April 04, 2019, 08:08:25 AM
I can dig that.
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