Post in this thread, and I will give you a new sig.

[Doktor Howl]

Bump.

Open for business again.  Please allow 24 hours for delivery.

[altered]

Hit me, metaphorically.

[Juana]

I don't think I got one last time.

[Al Qədic]

Give it to me poetic if you can, and pretentious if you insist.

Wait, those are practically synonymous nowadays.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

i require a signature. bonus points if it fits in a facebook bio, too.

[chaotic neutral observer]

O dread Doktor, whose Words cause the Mountains to Tremble and whose Hate makes the very Stars to Quail:

Me too, please.

[Doktor Howl]

Hit me, metaphorically.

"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me[/].

[Doktor Howl]

I don't think I got one last time.

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don'e meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

[Doktor Howl]

i require a signature. bonus points if it fits in a facebook bio, too.

"I live in Virginia now.  KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"

[Doktor Howl]

More later, I have a thing.

[Doktor Howl]

Give it to me poetic if you can, and pretentious if you insist.

Wait, those are practically synonymous nowadays.

"There is no reason to be ashamed of poetry.  It is natural.  But you should still do it in private and wash your hands afterward."

[Doktor Howl]

O dread Doktor, whose Words cause the Mountains to Tremble and whose Hate makes the very Stars to Quail:

Me too, please.

"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in SolidWorks AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

[altered]

Hit me, metaphorically.

"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me[/].

I find it concerning just how close to the heart of the matter you have gotten here, and have entirely rearranged my profile to frame it appropriately as a result.

And the results speak for themselves. Why, I'm already losing those useless "extra" teeth as I begin to shrink into a shriveled Peruvian cave mummy. Just another satisfied customer. Thanks Dok!

[Juana]

I don't think I got one last time.

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don'e meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

[chaotic neutral observer]

O dread Doktor, whose Words cause the Mountains to Tremble and whose Hate makes the very Stars to Quail:

Me too, please.

"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in SolidWorks AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

That rings true.  Marketing guy apparently has a engineering degree.  Once, in my presence, he had difficulty recalling Ohm's law.  He likes to help with part selection.  It turns out as well as you'd expect.

Thanks.

(I swapped SolidWorks for PADS.  Fits better with my line of work.)