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Bananas save lives. Time Cop Saves bananas

Started by Pergamos, September 26, 2019, 07:26:28 AM

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Pergamos

Does anyone remember a video of that name?  Someone is about to commit suicide but instead eats a banana, then time Cop makes time go backwards.  It seems to have evaporated from the internet.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2019, 07:26:28 AM
Does anyone remember a video of that name?  Someone is about to commit suicide but instead eats a banana, then time Cop makes time go backwards.  It seems to have evaporated from the internet.

I have no memory of this.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2019, 07:26:28 AM
Does anyone remember a video of that name?  Someone is about to commit suicide but instead eats a banana, then time Cop makes time go backwards.  It seems to have evaporated from the internet.

I have no memory of this.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2019, 07:26:28 AM
Does anyone remember a video of that name?  Someone is about to commit suicide but instead eats a banana, then time Cop makes time go backwards.  It seems to have evaporated from the internet.

I have no memory of this.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2019, 07:26:28 AM
Does anyone remember a video of that name?  Someone is about to commit suicide but instead eats a banana, then time Cop makes time go backwards.  It seems to have evaporated from the internet.

I have no memory of this.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

history is a nightmare from which i'm trying to awake

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Cramulus on December 23, 2019, 02:09:23 PM
history is a nightmare from which i'm trying to awake

Eh, just edit it to suit your taste.  It's what everyone else does.

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen
at all.  The conscientious historian will correct these defects.

                -- Herodotus
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

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Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 23, 2019, 02:11:32 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 23, 2019, 02:09:23 PM
history is a nightmare from which i'm trying to awake

Eh, just edit it to suit your taste.  It's what everyone else does.

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen
at all.  The conscientious historian will correct these defects.

                -- Herodotus

Printing t shirts with this quote and a horse casually shitting into a coffee mug on them
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.