ITT: Call It Now, Be Right Later

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

When the Large Hadron Collider goes operational in May 2008, a lot of crazy shit is going to happen.

CRRRRAAAAAMMMMMMMM!

Yeah, but 2008 didn't have shit on this.
I'll give Cram The Coming Weird Times, though.

[Cramulus]

was I wrong??

I literally predicted Harambe

[The Wizard Joseph]

I think we've reached a sort of Weirdness critical mass. there's no going back.There's no stopping the chain reaction. The Weirdness Reactor has cone into critical meltdown.

[Doktor Howl]

When the Large Hadron Collider goes operational in May 2008, a lot of crazy shit is going to happen.

Fuckin' PROPHECY.

[PHRASE]

I think we've reached a sort of Weirdness critical mass. there's no going back.There's no stopping the chain reaction. The Weirdness Reactor has cone into critical meltdown.

Time Does Not Have Space and Space Does Not Have Time So The Reaction Is Not Possible

[Cramulus]

A gorilla's gonna die and everybody's gonna lose their minds

There'll be a pandemic and we'll all get huge jacked right arms -- like a crab -- from crankin' our hoggs all day erry day for a whole year

Culturally, we really wanna see a tape of Donald Trump and a bunch of hookers pissing

damn, its actually so easy to predict the future

[Faust]

A gorilla's gonna die and everybody's gonna lose their minds

There'll be a pandemic and we'll all get huge jacked right arms -- like a crab -- from crankin' our hoggs all day erry day for a whole year

Culturally, we really wanna see a tape of Donald Trump and a bunch of hookers pissing

damn, its actually so easy to predict the future

I'm not someone who believes in premonition or psychic powers, that leads me to deduce that only one rational explanation captures the events:

You were the little boy who climbed in the cage, orchestrating harambe's murder, to prove your callin' it skills to everyone.