More Merch for the Mesmerized MAGAt Minions Is on the Market!

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This item has been out there for a while, but given TFG's current criminal court behavior, its now destine to become a cult classic! It's the "Pull My Finger Farting Donald Trump Plush Figure Doll - With Animated Hair - 10.5 Inches Tall!"

The TFG doll has these features, as per the following ad:

PULL MY FINGER: Press my finger and hear me talk and fart.

MY HAIR FLOPS AND MOVES: With 7 Hilarious Farts and Quotes in My Voice- When you press my finger not only will I talk and fart but my hair will move as well.

SIZE: This Farting Trump doll measure 10.5 x 8x 7 inches. Nice size figure.

SOUND QUALITY: Our Farting Trump Doll has excellent sound quality: TRUMPS VOICE: Sounds exactly like the President Donald Trump when he speaks - FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY QUOTES!!!

And, the following ad for this doll has a video that demonstrates it's capabilities!

You can order this item in time for MAGAt Mother's Day gift giving right here:      Farting TFG Doll

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This, of course, is a logical piece of merch for the MAGAt minions. If they're going to wear diapers at their rallies, and claim that 'Real Men Wear Diapers,' it makes sense that they should buy a special brand.

So, here they are:   The Donald's Leak Protecting Adult Diapers

WARNING: They are pricey. And, they come with a disclaimer that says, *FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*, but TFG should be advertised with the same warning.

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Here's an item that all truly hardcore MAGAts are sure to want to proudly own and wear:

Here's the link:   The 'I'M VOTING FOR THE CONVICTED FELON' T-Shirt

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This T-shirt is sure to become a collector's item, as its catchy slogan, parroting TSF's presidential debate challenge, does not actually apply to the Democratic Party's presidential candidate, VPOTUS Kamala Harris. I don't think it's a typo, and I don't know for sure, but perhaps it's because she's a 'somebody,' rather than an 'anybody.' Or, perhaps it's because 'anytime' means 'at a time of TSF's choosing.' Or, perhaps it's because 'anyplace' means 'in a Rupert Murdoch provided safe space.'   

Anyway, you can buy it here for only $38.00:      Trump Anybody Anytime Anyplace Black T-shirt

On the other hand, that catchy slogan may not apply to Kamala Harris simply because TSF is a pussy. In any case, the Republicult's™ usage of the English language is kind of weird.

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Know some crude, no class MAGAts? Of course you do! So, these clothing items are the perfect TSF merch to recommend to them to proudly buy, own, and wear for any public occasion:

JD Vance Full Family Kit Donald Trump 2024 Clothing

Then, they too can participate in the brand new 'JD Vance Full Family Specimen Jar' meme! Because, remember, for diehard MAGAts, there is no bottom!