Did Anyone Write a Eulogy For This Forum?

[Abbot Mythos]

Sound off nerds, who's not dead yet?

Brother Mythos reporting, "Not Dead Yet," Ma'am!

P. S. Sorry, but I just finished watching Sink the Bismarck!, and I forgot where I was.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Sound off nerds, who's not dead yet?

I am alive, but only on the outside.  There is no inside, and never was.

[Dimocritus]

Sound off nerds, who's not dead yet?

Was dead. Not anymore I think.

[Pergamos]

Sound off nerds, who's not dead yet?

I'm dead, I think.

[Doktor Howl]

Sound off nerds, who's not dead yet?

Dead but still here.

[Sophia the Altered]

Sound off nerds, who's not dead yet?

Do you think I was born yesterday? Wrong, I was born today.