But ... but ... isn't this *gasp* Dread Socialism?!

[Abbot Mythos]

Worse still, isn't this yet another "gateway drug" leading our country down the path to Biblically Evil Communism?! This sounds like yet another abomination perpetrated by the POSOTUS, and masterminded by his late best friend, Wall Street financier Jeffrey Epstein! And so, I can't help but wonder, to avenge his murder, is the dead fellow pervert's spirit now striking out against Truth, Justice, and The American way from beyond the grave?!   

Intel announces $8.9 billion investment from US government, which will own 9.9% of chipmaker

I thought MAGAts prided themselves on being soulless, take-no-prisoners, laissez-faire, let-the-buyer-beware Capitalists. So, this sounds like even more extreme right-wing hypocrisy to me!

[Abbot Mythos]

Obviously, this meeting was not called, or run by Discordians, as MAL-2 warned the faithless about the dangers of praying: 

Arkansas Farmers Pray To God & Trump To Save Them

Hundreds of struggling Arkansas farmers are pleading with the federal government to provide emergency funding amid a farm economy crisis.

And, as if praying to the POSOTUS isn't bad enough, these self-righteous hypocrites now want the government they've consistently voted to shrink to a size that could be dragged into the bathroom and drowned in the bathtub to now rise up and save them from themselves. Oh, where oh where is their unshakable faith in the virtues of soulless, take-no-prisoners, laissez-faire, let-the-buyer-beware Capitalism now? Isn't this passel of parasites *gasp* praying to be afflicted with an unpardonable sin of Dread Socialism?!

So, I wonder, what will these same fuckers be praying to, and for, next? Will it be for Socialized Medicine to come and save their soon to be closing rural hospitals from their worshiped messiah's Billionaire's Big Bonus Bill?!