I can't be bothered to find the youtube thread

[Faust]

If you try to break a streak, owlie breaks your legs

[Abbot Mythos]

Here's a tune for all of you whose philosophy is, "Life's a bitch, and then you die." It's NSFW, but en-fucking-joy!

NSFW - I've No More F***s To Give! - NSFW

Oh ... and you're welcome!

[Abbot Mythos]

This video is of profound historical significance:

The First Recorded Example of the Hold My Beer Meme (1959)

[MMIX]

I can't stop coming back to reenergise my battered soul with the profound truth of this amazing guru.

[Abbot Mythos]

GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation

I'm appalled that ... that this appears to be such a great investment opportunity. So much so, in fact, that I'm seriously considering acquiring a few hundred shares of GigSlave myself. Now, I had been hoarding cash in expectation of exploiting the next stock market crash. But, this looks to me like an opportunity that's just too good to pass up, in spite of my longtime, proven investment strategy.

[Abbot Mythos]

These people know a marketing opportunity when they see one:

Boecker crane manufacturer goes viral with his humorous advertisement following the Louvre heist

Mrs. Mythos and I have a special interest in this brazen theft, as friends of ours were in Paris for the first time last week, and were excited to have obtained tickets to the Louvre. And, we still don't know if they were able to get in, or not, because of the unexpected closures.