Have a Slack Sloth Day

[Abbot Mythos]

'Tis the 27^th day of the Season of Discord in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and officially time to not give a damn about, be indifferent to, be disinterested in, etc., celebrating the Discosloth Whollyday.

Discordia's seasonal Sloth Days, or The Days of the Sloth, are wholly appropriate whollydays, as next to nobody celebrates any of the sacrosanct Discordian Calendar's holydays, that are officially recorded in THE BOOK, our very own literatus immoralis, titled the Principia Discordia, Loompanics "Yellow Cover" combined 4th and 5th edition, either.

Carry on.

Hail Eris!

All Hail Discordia!

[Abbot Mythos]

'Tis the 27^th day of the Season of Confusion in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and time to not give a damn about celebrating the Confusloth Whollyday.

Carry on.

Hail Eris!

All Hail Discordia!

[Abbot Mythos]

'Tis the 27^th day of the Season of Bureaucracy in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and time to not give a damn about celebrating the Bureausloth Whollyday. And, in the true spirit of this Whollyday, I'm a day late in even mentioning it.

Carry on.

Hail Eris!

All Hail Discordia!

[Abbot Mythos]

'Tis the 27^th day of the Season of The Aftermath in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and time to not give a damn about celebrating the Aftersloth Whollyday. And, yes, you are beginning to see a pattern here.

Carry on.

Hail Eris!

All Hail Discordia!

[Faust]

I'm confused