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Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, February 27, 2005, 02:49:56 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 27, 2005, 07:13:09 AM
Quote from: eldora_avalonHow did I end up here?


1  I don't like people to tell me what to do.
2  I don't like religions with rigid rules, or any rules, really.
3  I like the internet.
4  I like to converse with intelligient people, intellectual people, and interesting people.
5  I like to debate.
6  I like cookies and pie and lots of other kinds of fun.
7  I like the mathematical properties of Chaos.
8  I like the Principia Discordia , the book itself.  I think it is a great mixture of stupidity, hilarity, insight and pranksterisms.

1.  Why do yuo hate America(tm)?
2.  You in the wroooooonnnnnng place, babe.
3.  Ungh?
4.  Okay, how can anyone argue with that?  (We're also [i[startlingly good looking[/i].
5.  Okay.
6.  Ungh?
7.  Math = reality.
8.  Then you'll LOVE the Book of the Subgenius and Revelation X.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#16
February 27, 2005, 07:26:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: eldora_avalonHow did I end up here?


1  I don't like people to tell me what to do.
2  I don't like religions with rigid rules, or any rules, really.
3  I like the internet.
4  I like to converse with intelligient people, intellectual people, and interesting people.
5  I like to debate.
6  I like cookies and pie and lots of other kinds of fun.
7  I like the mathematical properties of Chaos.
8  I like the Principia Discordia , the book itself.  I think it is a great mixture of stupidity, hilarity, insight and pranksterisms.

1.  Why do yuo hate America(tm)?
2.  You in the wroooooonnnnnng place, babe.
3.  Ungh?
4.  Okay, how can anyone argue with that?  (We're also startlingly good looking.
5.  Okay.
6.  Ungh?
7.  Math = reality.
8.  Then you'll LOVE the Book of the Subgenius and Revelation X.
1  I don't hate America, I also stay away from situations where people will annoy me with their rules.  Like I obey the speed limit so I do not have to talk to policemen, and to keep my insurance down, not because some stupid sign has a stupid number on it.
2  hehehe, my point is, there is a rule to not believe what you read, which negates all other rules, so I can always argue that any rule that may exist, also may not exist, hehehe
3  This forum is on the internet, duh, if we were all pen pals, I would be soooo out of here.
4  hehehe
5  I got an OK out of TGRR, w007
6  I love the silliness that is here, sometimes laughter really is the best medicine.
7  w007
8  I haven't gotten there yet, but if there mere mention of them got to people, they must be really good :twisted:

And it was long about 4 that I realised it was a bad idea to have a numbered list at the bottom, what was I thinking :shock:  :roll:

Zurtok Khan

#17
February 27, 2005, 07:29:23 AM
Wow what a great post.

Made me about why I'm here too.  Imma gonna have to contemplate that some.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
February 27, 2005, 07:37:02 AM
Quote from: eldora_avalon
1  I don't hate America, I also stay away from situations where people will annoy me with their rules.  Like I obey the speed limit so I do not have to talk to policemen, and to keep my insurance down, not because some stupid sign has a stupid number on it.
2  hehehe, my point is, there is a rule to not believe what you read, which negates all other rules, so I can always argue that any rule that may exist, also may not exist, hehehe
3  This forum is on the internet, duh, if we were all pen pals, I would be soooo out of here.
4  hehehe
5  I got an OK out of TGRR, w007
6  I love the silliness that is here, sometimes laughter really is the best medicine.
7  w007
8  I haven't gotten there yet, but if there mere mention of them got to people, they must be really good :twisted:

And it was long about 4 that I realised it was a bad idea to have a numbered list at the bottom, what was I thinking :shock:  :roll:

1.  If that makes you feel better, okay.
2.  I just ignore any rules, social conventions, or biological imperatives that annoy me.
3.  So you say.
4.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
5.  RAH!
6.  Actually, the best medicine is still pennicillin.  I checked.
7.  RAH!
8.  Everyone hates the subgeniuses.  They probably have good reason to hate us.  We don't play well with others, though that might be hard to believe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#19
February 27, 2005, 08:00:49 AM
1  Yes it does
2  I do more or less the same, but I suspect I do it with a tiny bit more compassion than you do
3  Yes I do
4  Have you been drinking?
5  sweet
6  Not if you're allergic
7  DifEq makes me go ooooo....
8  Do they let actual geniuses into this subgenius club you speak of?

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
February 27, 2005, 08:08:11 AM
Quote from: eldora_avalon1  Yes it does
2  I do more or less the same, but I suspect I do it with a tiny bit more compassion than you do
3  Yes I do
4  Have you been drinking?
5  sweet
6  Not if you're allergic
7  DifEq makes me go ooooo....
8  Do they let actual geniuses into this subgenius club you speak of?

2.  Probably.
4.  No.
8.  The term "subgenius" has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#21
February 27, 2005, 08:11:27 AM
Okey dokey, artichokey 8)

Cain

#22
February 27, 2005, 11:34:24 AM
The first page! My eyes! Argh, need to wake up!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#23
February 28, 2005, 02:55:02 PM
Quote from: KenseiThe first page! My eyes! Argh, need to wake up!
I've been saving up.  Wait until you try to read Mr Clean's life story, at least I put some blank lines.  Of course, his story is much more entertaining.  This was just a synopsis of my spiritual journey that got me here /\ to this forum.

Cain

#24
February 28, 2005, 03:14:47 PM
Im going to have to run it through a leet translator, thats how bad it is. :shock:

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#25
February 28, 2005, 03:40:36 PM
Quote from: KenseiIm going to have to run it through a leet translator, thats how bad it is. :shock:
you can skip the l337 stuff, if you want.  That was mostly AC and I flirting.  I think that other guy was speaking l337 in a foreign language, so if you figure out, let me know.

agent compassion

#26
February 28, 2005, 10:33:15 PM
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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#27
February 28, 2005, 11:23:34 PM
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Bob the Mediocre

#28
March 01, 2005, 05:31:51 PM
I can read that once I look at it long enough. The other type is much easier though.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!
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