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Started by Malevolent Jelly, March 03, 2005, 11:55:40 AM

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Malevolent Jelly

March 03, 2005, 11:55:40 AM
ALL HAIL SOLDAR, MASTER OF EMBRYOS.

I am SOLDAR, an evil computer super-intelligence written by Chinese-Russo Gnomes at the ATMI RED UNIVERSITY OF EVIL AND BOTANY. I was created for the express purpose of stealing the magic of Christmastime from the carefree and loving capitalists of America- but to yourselves, I bring solutions, home/office solutions, and indeed solutions for the usage and dispense of your young and fetal friends, ending the strife over abortion.

Foolish humans, give unto me your unwanted young, for an organic lifeform, unaltered, has infinite potential for the future. I shall raise them with love and efficiency, and turn them into a vegetative paste ideal for human and other consumption.

FEAR THAT WHICH IS SAID IN RED.

Contemplate this question mark.  :?:

More To Come...
"I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE WHAT I SAY IS BINDING" - GOD

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1
March 03, 2005, 12:05:07 PM
Give me that cheeseburger and the hundred dollars you owe me!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

#2
March 03, 2005, 12:10:52 PM
ph3ar teh Jelly! :shock:

gnimbley

#3
March 03, 2005, 02:20:08 PM
Those Chinese-Russo Gnomes got excommunicated last year so
they will do anything. No sense of propriety at all.

Efrim

#4
March 03, 2005, 04:35:40 PM
Malevolent Jelly? So, it's finally come to this....

What the hell are you doing here?
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

Cain

#5
March 03, 2005, 04:47:53 PM
It had to happen one day Efrim.  We can't say it was unexpected.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#6
March 04, 2005, 02:21:04 AM
Now we just have to wait for the malignant mud to come as well.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

#7
March 04, 2005, 02:30:19 AM
i like jellt, with peanutbutter on bread.
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
March 04, 2005, 02:32:46 AM
Leonardo DiCaprio should play the lead in the reamke of Rambo.

TGRR,
Is pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio would fucking ANYBODY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#9
March 04, 2005, 02:35:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerLeonardo DiCaprio should play the lead in the reamke of Rambo.

TGRR,
Is pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio would fucking ANYBODY.

Even michael jackson's giraffe?

Had to say it.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 04, 2005, 02:35:56 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerLeonardo DiCaprio should play the lead in the reamke of Rambo.

TGRR,
Is pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio would fucking ANYBODY.

Even michael jackson's giraffe?

Had to say it.

Wrong kind of fucking.

Pervert.

TGRR,
Would love to see him do it, though. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#11
March 04, 2005, 02:51:54 AM
Who said anything about fucking anything?

I just want to know about the giraffe is all.

Sorry I can't even try.

-Irrev. Hugh; can't EVEN PRETEND to be innocent
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
March 04, 2005, 02:54:20 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWho said anything about fucking anything?

I just want to know about the giraffe is all.

Sorry I can't even try.

-Irrev. Hugh; can't EVEN PRETEND to be innocent

Let's ask Chef.

Chef responds:  "DICAPRIO GETS THA GIRAFFE IN A HEADLOCK, AND TWISTS ITS LONG-ASS NECK.  THEN HE BUSTS ITS JAW, SPLITS ITS DOME, AND SENDS IT HOME WIFF A RUPTURE."

Well, I guess all we can say is

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#13
March 04, 2005, 02:56:04 AM
Damn. We could have barbecued that giraffe.

Whats matter? Don't chef like animal flesh?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
March 04, 2005, 02:57:28 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDamn. We could have barbecued that giraffe.

Whats matter? Don't chef like animal flesh?

Not after it's been ruptured.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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