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Started by Malevolent Jelly, March 03, 2005, 11:55:40 AM

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Who's the HOTTEST?

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#15
March 04, 2005, 02:58:51 AM
Ruptured meat?  I bet that's a Scottish dish.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cain

#16
March 04, 2005, 02:59:42 AM
Quote from: Wenchmaster KRuptured meat?  I bet that's a Scottish dish.

It is in the halls.  Baaaad food here....

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#17
March 04, 2005, 03:00:39 AM
Ruptured Meat?

Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

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#18
March 04, 2005, 03:01:41 AM
I know a guy who once snapped his boner and jizzed blood...
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cain

#19
March 04, 2005, 03:01:57 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?

Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.

Tastes like it too....

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 04, 2005, 03:02:27 AM
Quote from: Wenchmaster KI know a guy who once snapped his boner and jizzed blood...

Thanks.

TGRR,
Wanted to sleep tonight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#21
March 04, 2005, 03:02:43 AM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?

Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.

Tastes like it too....

EEWW!

Doesn't sound like something that will be featured at the Safeway mart.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
March 04, 2005, 03:03:33 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?

Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.

Google "the rupture" + "Church of the Subgenius"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#23
March 04, 2005, 03:04:06 AM
No, really!  He was having sex in the shower, and all the lubricant washed off the condom, which created enough friction to jink his penis and tear his urethra.  At the very worst of moments.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#24
March 04, 2005, 03:04:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?

Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.

Google "the rupture" + "Church of the Subgenius"

But what if I want to sleep tonight?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
March 04, 2005, 03:05:55 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?

Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.

Google "the rupture" + "Church of the Subgenius"

But what if I want to sleep tonight?

Tough.  Misery loves company.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#26
March 04, 2005, 03:06:28 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?

Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.

Tastes like it too....

EEWW!

Doesn't sound like something that will be featured at the Safeway mart.

It features at some of the best torture centres/Universities in the country, I am reliably informed...

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
March 04, 2005, 03:07:56 AM
Quote from: Wenchmaster KNo, really!  He was having sex in the shower, and all the lubricant washed off the condom, which created enough friction to jink his penis and tear his urethra.  At the very worst of moments.

For the love of "Bob", cut that out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#28
March 04, 2005, 03:10:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFor the love of "Bob", cut that out.

Okay.

Unless you want me to tell the "chocolate milk" story.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
March 04, 2005, 03:14:57 AM
Quote from: Wenchmaster K
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFor the love of "Bob", cut that out.

Okay.

Unless you want me to tell the "chocolate milk" story.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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