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Started by Malevolent Jelly, March 03, 2005, 11:55:40 AM

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Who's the HOTTEST?

Johnny Depp
6 (100%)
Brad Pitt
0 (0%)
Orlando Bloom
0 (0%)
Leonardo DiCaprio (Old Fav!)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: March 03, 2005, 11:55:40 AM

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Damn!

All chance of sleep lost!

-Irrev. Hugh; sleepless again
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

gnimbley

Did somebody say giraffe?

I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?

I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.


Chef beat it to a pulp.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?

I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.


Chef beat it to a pulp.

In all fairness, it DID step.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

I thought DiCrappio fucked it  :shock:  :twisted:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI though DiCrappio fucked it  :shock:  :twisted:

He wanted to.

But apparently, he has no penis.  Is not anatomically correct.  Much like the Ken doll he tries so hard to be.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

I think he looks like a girl in drag, I'd rather have Clint Eastwood, even if he is an old fart now.  I'd actually rather have Hurley from lost, that guy could just about make me laugh til I had an orgasm, what would that be, a gigglasm :?

Malevolent Jelly

Gigglasm is too close to googl'ism, which sounds like Apple-user internet slang. You should take your Latte-sipping language out of this here town, we don't like you types around here.

QED

MY SCORE: 300
"I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE WHAT I SAY IS BINDING" - GOD

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?

I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.


Chef beat it to a pulp.

In all fairness, it DID step.

Why did it have to test? What's up with fricken animals these days?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?

I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.


Chef beat it to a pulp.

In all fairness, it DID step.

Why did it have to test? What's up with fricken animals these days?

Tired of living, I guess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

:shock:  :shock:

The giraffe just appeared to me.

:shock:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

gnimbley

Oh Great Seer of Giraffe, what wisdom was imparted to you in your
vision?

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".