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Chaos is fluffy white clouds and pink bunnies and shit.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 07, 2005, 11:03:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 07, 2005, 11:03:14 PM
Eris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame.  Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.

Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli.  She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash.  She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.

So there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben

#1
March 07, 2005, 11:14:46 PM
Chaos is smoggy gray pollution and pink bunny minions for religion of bloody hell and war.  Kill Eris!

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 07, 2005, 11:18:40 PM
Quote from: ¬°?!Chaos is smoggy gray pollution and pink bunny minions for religion of bloody hell and war.  Kill Eris!

You are a horrible, horrible person.

Eris is sweetness and light.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#3
March 07, 2005, 11:20:38 PM
Eris is the detonator on my explosives.

Ben

#4
March 07, 2005, 11:21:33 PM
You sound just like the Christians.  Jehova is pure goodness.  The God of wrath?  No, no, He's the God of love and forgiveness.

Zurtok Khan

#5
March 07, 2005, 11:24:56 PM
Fuck that.

Eris is a bitch, and she slaps me like it, very often.
Resistance is Fertile.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 07, 2005, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: ¬°?!You sound just like the Christians.  Jehova is pure goodness.  The God of wrath?  No, no, He's the God of love and forgiveness.

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4327

Closed-captioned for the sarcasm-impaired.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#7
March 08, 2005, 12:11:55 AM
Eris keeps her hands clean the same way I do.  Give people enough rope and they hang themselves, so you don't have to.   :roll:  Plus, I like macrame and would be glad to teach it.

Quote from: This thread saidChaos is fluffy white clouds and pink bunnies and shit.

Actually, white fluffy clouds are a study in Chaos.  Details only upon request.  Pink bunnies, do you ever watch Malcolm in the Middle?  Don't ask.  Shit can be quite chaotic, especially the first one of a new born.  The first week, nothing to eat that does not come from a breast, but they poop something that looks like spinache, I swear  :shock:

East Coast Hustle

#8
March 08, 2005, 12:19:06 AM
wait...are you telling me that your breasts dispense spinach?

8)
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agent compassion

#9
March 08, 2005, 01:20:56 AM
Quote from: hasn't seen breasts in a whilewait...are you telling me that your breasts dispense spinach?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I think she was saying no matter what you feed a baby when they're brand new, they poop something spinachy.

::not looking forward to that part of motherhood::

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#10
March 08, 2005, 02:34:33 AM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: hasn't seen breasts in a whilewait...are you telling me that your breasts dispense spinach?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I think she was saying no matter what you feed a baby when they're brand new, they poop something spinachy.

::not looking forward to that part of motherhood::

The very first one looks like hot fudge, then for a few days it looks like spinache, then after a couple of weeks it looks like regular baby poop.  Of course this is the way it goes if you breast feed, if you use formula you have other weird things to deal with :roll:

agent compassion

#11
March 08, 2005, 02:40:00 AM
:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

I will never use formula. Ugh.

I'm not carrying these mammoths around for my whole life just to not use them for their original purpose!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
March 08, 2005, 02:57:20 AM
Quote from: agent compassion:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

I will never use formula. Ugh.

I'm not carrying these mammoths around for my whole life just to not use them for their original purpose!


Define "original purpose" in this context.

TGRR,
Is probably going to disagree with you. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#13
March 08, 2005, 03:09:44 AM
Quote from: TiggerDefine "original purpose"

Feeding babies, duh.

And by "babies" I mean those little tiny ones, not the full-grown ones.
:wink:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#14
March 08, 2005, 03:49:48 AM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: TiggerDefine "original purpose"

Feeding babies, duh.

And by "babies" I mean those little tiny ones, not the full-grown ones.
:wink:
I just fed the one that cried the loudest  :roll:
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