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Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.

Started by Zurtok Khan, March 10, 2005, 05:18:05 AM

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Cain

#15
March 12, 2005, 04:46:49 PM
I tried dry soap once.  It worked OK, but not brilliantly.

Laughter on the Wind

#16
March 12, 2005, 11:53:02 PM
Quote from: agent compassionFuck that shit!

Dragon's blood is where it's at!
 
8)


Virgins Blood is better.


Ersabet!
On the Internet, everyone will be Dictator for 15 minutes.

agent compassion

#17
March 13, 2005, 01:23:55 AM
Dragon's blood is a plant resin used as perfume. It's very nice. No dragons are harmed to make it.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#18
March 13, 2005, 01:36:31 AM
it's also frequently passed off as opium by sketchy or uninformed hippies at rainbow gatherings.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#19
March 13, 2005, 01:39:01 AM
WTF

You mean someone's actually dumb enough to smoke dragon's blood???

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#20
March 13, 2005, 02:24:37 AM
happens all the time...hell, happened to me once when I was a wee lad...bought a gram and convinced myself I was high as all hell until the first person I tried to share with pointed it out to me...I've frequently found myself playing the role of the pointer-outer with less savvy friends of mine...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#21
March 13, 2005, 02:28:26 AM
Wow.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#22
March 13, 2005, 04:42:07 PM
yeah...but hey, I was 15...I had an excuse.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#23
March 13, 2005, 05:48:44 PM
You convinced yourself you were high?

And you take drugs why now?

Man, if I could make myself high through autosuggestion.... 8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#24
March 13, 2005, 05:52:24 PM
perhaps I should clarify...I was already quite stoned, I just convinced myself that I was much higher than I actually was due to the opium I smoked that wasn't actually opium...

and what makes you think I do drugs now?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#25
March 13, 2005, 06:05:15 PM
Aha, stoned-er. Damn, and here I thought you'd solved one of humanity's greatest mysteries.

And I seem to remember a certain commie bastard who got high and shaved his "area" a while back and then came to a certain Discordian board to tell us all how much it itched...

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'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Zurtok Khan

#26
March 14, 2005, 07:41:13 AM
AgComp, until you have *that* shaved, you just can't understand.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#27
March 14, 2005, 10:26:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerMake me shut up.

Or kill me.

Or give me the Swedish Bikini Team.

I second this motion.

AGREE TO OUR DEMANDS!

OR.................
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

#28
March 14, 2005, 10:45:44 AM
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#29
March 14, 2005, 10:49:35 AM
SEE!


WE MEAN BUSINESS!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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