Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.

[Guido Finucci]

nuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.

Nuts a quite a different thing. Nuts roast nicely, without screaming.

depends on what you mean by "nuts" just ask nobby.

You nibbled Nobby's nuts? You fiend.

[Horab Fibslager]

but what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

nuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.

Nuts a quite a different thing. Nuts roast nicely, without screaming.

depends on what you mean by "nuts" just ask nobby.

You nibbled Nobby's nuts? You fiend.

By the NIBBLED GNOME'S NADS of NIPPERMORE!

NUTS IS NUTS AND STRIFE WILL FUCKING YOU ALL!

[DJRubberducky]

I'm reminded of a conversation I had with somebody Saturday night.

Him: "I didn't give up sex for Lent.  I gave up crazy girlfriends for Lent."

Me: "Just a hint, kid: Every girlfriend is going to be psycho a few days out of every month.  Get them on the pill, and then you can predict it."

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

but what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?

That's Rocky Mountain Oysters, you dork  

[LMNO]

Ah, but what if they were raw rocky mountain oysters?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Ah, but what if they were raw rocky mountain oysters?

I would give you my share.  Actually I would do that anyway,

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm reminded of a conversation I had with somebody Saturday night.

Him: "I didn't give up sex for Lent.  I gave up crazy girlfriends for Lent."

Me: "Just a hint, kid: Every girlfriend is going to be a raving psycho all the time. Keep a handgun close by so you can defend yourself if need be."

edited for accuracy.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

What about Rocky Mountain Claw Shrimp or the Great North American Prairie Squid?

[Guido Finucci]

but what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?

That's Rocky Mountain Oysters, you dork  

Now, now. Let's not be intolerant of other cultures. The world has Mountain Oysters, the world does not have the Rocky Mountains.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

but what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?

That's Rocky Mountain Oysters, you dork  

Now, now. Let's not be intolerant of other cultures. The world has Mountain Oysters, the world does not have the Rocky Mountains.

1  I have never heard them called anything but Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2  I didn't realise this 'delicacy' was eaten anywhere else.

3  Horab lives waaaaay closer to the Rocky Mountains than I do.

4  How much is that doggie in the window?

[Horab Fibslager]

i ehard the term in texas.

/me shrugs.

[Guido Finucci]

1  I have never heard them called anything but Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2  I didn't realise this 'delicacy' was eaten anywhere else.

3  Horab lives waaaaay closer to the Rocky Mountains than I do.

4  How much is that doggie in the window?

1) More things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio... No need to go calling people dorky just because they're different.

4) For you, my rates are very reasonable.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

1) More things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio... No need to go calling people dorky just because they're different.

4) For you, my rates are very reasonable.

1  Sorry, but keep in mind, I have a 4 year old in my house and dork has become a term of endearment, no really,  

2  OOOooooohhh, it is a good thing for me that you live on a different continent  

[Bob the Mediocre]

Him: "I didn't give up sex for Lent.  I gave up crazy girlfriends for Lent."

A friend's professor: "When I was 14, I gave up Catholisicm for Lent. My Priest never forgave me."