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Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 18, 2005, 09:02:17 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
March 18, 2005, 10:27:17 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

8)

Naw.  Fair's fair.

But first you have to win.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#16
March 18, 2005, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

8)

It was with these guys.  It was the sort of game where I was getting worried I was winning to much...

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
March 18, 2005, 10:29:29 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

8)

It was with these guys.  It was the sort of game where I was getting worried I was winning to much...

Lose a hand at the end.  Not enough to seriously impact your winnings, but enough to let them save face.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#18
March 18, 2005, 10:30:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

8)

It was with these guys.  It was the sort of game where I was getting worried I was winning to much...

Lose a hand at the end.  Not enough to seriously impact your winnings, but enough to let them save face.

I did just that.  However they werent very polite regardless.  Still, I am still here, so it cant have been that bad.

East Coast Hustle

#19
March 18, 2005, 10:45:56 PM
that's why I never go unarmed. Turns out, when someone's sucking on the wrong end of a .357, they're pretty easy to reason with.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 18, 2005, 10:46:40 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthat's why I never go unarmed. Turns out, when someone's sucking on the wrong end of a .357, they're pretty easy to reason with.

8)

Doesn't help against the "Greedo Manuever".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#21
March 18, 2005, 10:47:24 PM
a'ight, don't leave me hanging...

:?:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#22
March 18, 2005, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthat's why I never go unarmed. Turns out, when someone's sucking on the wrong end of a .357, they're pretty easy to reason with.

8)

Bit harder in the UK (since all weapons are banned) but I generally find time to hide a couple of knives on myself.  And steel tip pens.  And suspiciously large rings.  And you get the idea....

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
March 18, 2005, 10:52:00 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthooda'ight, don't leave me hanging...

:?:

That's when you get blasted under the table.

It happens when people cheat, pull guns, derail threads, etc.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#24
March 18, 2005, 11:15:16 PM
gotcha...

the only time I ever cheat at poker is if I'm playing for drinks or clothes.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
March 19, 2005, 12:30:14 AM
Why the fuck do I bother?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#26
March 19, 2005, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhy the fuck do I bother?

Because deep down inside you are a good person, but don't worry, I won't tell, no one would believe me anyway.

How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
March 19, 2005, 12:35:40 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhy the fuck do I bother?

Because deep down inside you are a good person, but don't worry, I won't tell, no one would believe me anyway.

How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?

I don't know.  He LOOKS like a hippie, but he strikes like a cobra.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#28
March 19, 2005, 12:39:34 AM
He sounds like the perfect sparring partner, not like all the deadbeats up here.  They complain incessantly "that isnt fair!" whenver I do something that works.  Losers....

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#29
March 19, 2005, 12:39:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhy the fuck do I bother?

Because deep down inside you are a good person, but don't worry, I won't tell, no one would believe me anyway.

How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?

I don't know.  He LOOKS like a hippie, but he strikes like a cobra.
Sounds like my hubby.  He broke a guy's ribs a couple of months ago without getting out of his chair.  And he pretty much looks like a hippy.
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