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Presidents say stupid things

Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, March 17, 2005, 05:02:16 PM

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Which is stupider

Reagan:  "I don't recall"  Iran-Contra hearings
0 (0%)
Nixon:  "I am not a crook"  upon resignation
0 (0%)
Clinton:  "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman"  Grand Jury Inquiry
0 (0%)
George W Bush: "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
6 (31.6%)
George W Bush: "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."
2 (10.5%)
George W Bush: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
7 (36.8%)
John F Kennedy:  "Ich Bin Ein Berliner"
4 (21.1%)
Jimmy Carter:  "I've committed adultery in my heart many times" PlayBoy interview
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: March 17, 2005, 05:02:16 PM

Ghost In The Machine

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Actually, if McCain was a speed freak, that would explain a lot.

It does say a lot, but it is still meaningless, unfortunately.

No, it isn't.  The last time we had a president that used stimulants of this nature, we almost had a nuclear war.

Long before your time, I suspect.

Heh. They all on the METHod, my man.

No, Nixon wasn't.  He didn't have TIME.

That boy was on the snake, dads.

All the snakes were in his head, kid.

Nixon was one loopy fucker.  I hated him, and I'm proud of that.  I hate this idiot more, though...and I never thought that would be possible.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

We all thought many sorts of hatreds were impossible until this fucker came to power.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe all thought many sorts of hatreds were impossible until this fucker came to power.

My hate has taken on a Zen-like purity.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe all thought many sorts of hatreds were impossible until this fucker came to power.

My hate has taken on a Zen-like purity.

Mine has given me glimpses of Buddhahood.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe all thought many sorts of hatreds were impossible until this fucker came to power.

My hate has taken on a Zen-like purity.

Mine has given me glimpses of Buddhahood.

I hate that smug bastard, too.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

I hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Caster Braids

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.
Can sin be forgiven?
I think... I want to be forgiven. ... More than anything.

But... I let you die...

...

"Shut up! Order and Chaos and your Stupid Plan don't mean a thing. She's gone! She'll no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!"

...

I'll phone in a verdict.



Stay where you belong...

In my memories.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Caster Braids
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.

Fuck little Billy! The little snot fucker owes me five bucks!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Caster Braids
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.

Uh...Billy isn't old enough to be in a fraternity.

Please do research the running jokes, before testing.

Caster Braids

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Caster Braids
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.

Uh...Billy isn't old enough to be in a fraternity.

Please do research the running jokes, before testing.

Obviously you have not seen the Frat next door to where Summer lives.

They recruit from the Cradle, they do.

Skulls and Bones.
Can sin be forgiven?
I think... I want to be forgiven. ... More than anything.

But... I let you die...

...

"Shut up! Order and Chaos and your Stupid Plan don't mean a thing. She's gone! She'll no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!"

...

I'll phone in a verdict.



Stay where you belong...

In my memories.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Caster Braids
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.

Uh...Billy isn't old enough to be in a fraternity.

Please do research the running jokes, before testing.

Damn! Maybe they was referring to Billy the Elder Little. But he died from a horrible heartbreak when he discovered his psoriasis.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Man he fell in with the wrong crowd lately.

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Caster Braids
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.

Uh...Billy isn't old enough to be in a fraternity.

Please do research the running jokes, before testing.

Damn! Maybe they was referring to Billy the Elder Little. But he died from a horrible heartbreak when he discovered his psoriasis.

I think it may have more to do with the sad decline in trolling standards this place has suffered, since VoT got run off.