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Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!

Started by Gimoz, March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM

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Gimoz

#15
March 22, 2005, 04:24:53 PM
No drugs was involved... i think

Ghost In The Machine

#16
March 22, 2005, 04:25:40 PM
Quote from: GimozNo drugs was involved... i think

But was the NFL involved?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Gimoz

#17
March 22, 2005, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNo drugs was involved... i think

But was the NFL involved?

Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't even know what NFL is, so I can't answer.

Sorry

Ghost In The Machine

#18
March 22, 2005, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: Gimoz
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNo drugs was involved... i think

But was the NFL involved?

Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't even know what NFL is, so I can't answer.

Sorry

:shock:

What a world, what a world...

(National Football League)

Gimoz

#19
March 22, 2005, 04:44:56 PM
Nope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom

Ghost In The Machine

#20
March 22, 2005, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: GimozNope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom

Dang!  That's downright un-American, kid.

Are you sure you're not a terrarist?

Felix

#21
March 22, 2005, 06:50:30 PM
Enlightenment is what happened to me when I realized that I was intrinsically ifallible.

EDIT: Infallible.

Gimoz

#22
March 22, 2005, 06:51:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom

Dang!  That's downright un-American, kid.

Are you sure you're not a terrarist?
I AM downright un-American. I'm swedish.
I might be a terrorist, I might not. Only time will tell.

...

KABOOM!

Ghost In The Machine

#23
March 22, 2005, 06:53:08 PM
Quote from: Gimoz
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom

Dang!  That's downright un-American, kid.

Are you sure you're not a terrarist?
I AM downright un-American. I'm swedish.
I might be a terrorist, I might not. Only time will tell.

...

KABOOM!

A Swede?  That figures.

Your nation will pay, one day, for your unprovoked aggressions.

Gimoz

#24
March 22, 2005, 07:14:25 PM
all phear teh evil swede!

cat~maxwell

#25
March 28, 2005, 01:55:44 AM
Quote from: GimozWOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.
i think Nietzche went through your wallet while you were in that coma, space cadet.
hakim the malaclypse, k.s.c.

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FRACTALCRACK

Bob the Mediocre

#26
March 28, 2005, 05:31:21 AM
So that's where he got American money from. I was wondering, since he's German, and dead
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
September 29, 2007, 05:31:00 AM
Quote from: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

Why can't I kill people like this just by wanting it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#28
September 29, 2007, 01:57:27 PM
Wow . . . wow.  And that was about a month before I joined this board . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Loki

#29
October 01, 2007, 06:20:51 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

This shit is why I stopped lurking here the first time.
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