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Methos (aka Adam Pierson) is a Discordian Saint!

Started by Great Teacher Largo, April 04, 2005, 01:01:43 AM

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Great Teacher Largo

April 04, 2005, 01:01:43 AM
The Beer Prayer, by Methos:

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(as I will be drunk)
At home, as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Pass the pretzels.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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Horab Fibslager

#1
April 04, 2005, 01:47:04 AM
we already have this.

did it need another thread?
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

#2
April 04, 2005, 01:52:19 AM
There's always room for praise of beer.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Great Teacher Largo

#3
April 04, 2005, 02:12:49 AM
Quote from: horab fibslagerwe already have this.

did it need another thread?

I was not aware.  I apologise.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Horab Fibslager

#4
April 04, 2005, 02:16:59 AM
don't apoligize.

go away.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#5
April 04, 2005, 10:47:54 AM
sometimes they won't.

you are then forced to stabbinate for your rights.
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