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A poem of sorts

Started by Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell, April 19, 2005, 07:52:54 PM

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Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

Why is a Hitler's youth the Pope?
Why is Conan the Barbarian Governor?
Why is a dyslexic coke-head President?
Why is Japan invading countries again?
Why is    Union for a Popular Movement the voice of reason?
Is it the endtimes, or did I just drop LSD?
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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Rev Thwack

yes, but only if $_user!="eris"
My balls itch...

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

Why is your face turning into a giant swirling polychromatic rainbow sperm?
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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Rev Thwack

because I've trancended the boundy of physical existance and now exist as pure energy.
My balls itch...

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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Cain

Quote from: Rev Thwackbecause I've trancended the boundy of physical existance and now exist as pure energy.

Energy is sperm shaped? :?

Rev Thwack

when it's been this long since getting laid, you betcha.
My balls itch...

Cain